Guest craftycarper Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 list is endless...branston v piccalili Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 997 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Right folks....toilet rolls how do you like em mounted on the wall?... paper taken from the front of the roll.. or paper taken from the back.... doesnt realy matter, use daily mirror, full of shat anyway. good topic tho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 paper from the front of the roll! but i live with my parents, who like paper from the back... it's just wrong!!! never mind missing the bowl, my dad can't be arsed to lift the seat up, so he at best leaves a few drops on it, or worst, pisses all over it. then denies he did it, and blames it on me & mum. i can't work out how a woman is supposed to piss round the back of the seat! and he uses the toilet by the back door, so if you've been outside & dash in bursting for a piss, you're likely to sit in a puddle of his! :sick: brown sauce. especially on a couple of fried eggs on toast. branston on good mature cheddar, piccalili to dip me bread in. but i don't eat the lumps out of it. fecking cauliflower! next question! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 paper from the front of the roll! but i live with my parents, who like paper from the back... it's just wrong!!!never mind missing the bowl, my dad can't be arsed to lift the seat up, so he at best leaves a few drops on it, or worst, pisses all over it. then denies he did it, and blames it on me & mum. i can't work out how a woman is supposed to piss round the back of the seat! and he uses the toilet by the back door, so if you've been outside & dash in bursting for a piss, you're likely to sit in a puddle of his! :sick: brown sauce. especially on a couple of fried eggs on toast. branston on good mature cheddar, piccalili to dip me bread in. but i don't eat the lumps out of it. fecking cauliflower! next question! i like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 eggs ... poached or fried? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 My lurcher used to drink from the toilet bowl :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 eggs ...poached or fried? Neither Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 jeans.. button up or zipped... or whatevers cheaper.... whats wrong with eggs kay? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 jeans.. button up or zipped... or whatevers cheaper.... whats wrong with eggs kay? jeans i have about 20 pairs & there flys are both , eggs are just not for me , nowt wrong with them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rutland Rabbit 0 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 HAS to be buttoned jeans. There's no contest. With Jeans.... Trainers or shoes? You know the answer... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 HAS to be buttoned jeans. There's no contest. With Jeans.... Trainers or shoes? You know the answer... Boots Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 thigh high...kay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 thigh high...kay Only with shorts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 don't you find that button up for whatever reason they always seem to make it darn impossible to do up either the top or bottom button....or is it just me after i've been on the razzle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 eggs ...poached or fried? unfertilized! i like zip fly jeans myself. button fly jeans on men though, much easier to undo one-handed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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