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A boy and his Grandfather are out fishing,

The Grandfather pulls out a beer and the little boy asks

"Grandpa can I have one of those?"

 

" Well Son, is your penis big enough to touch your arsehole?"

 

"no" replies the boy

 

"well then" says Grandpa, "you can't have one."

 

 

A while later Grandpa pulls out a cigar.

The boy asks,

"Grandpa, can I have one of those?"

 

" Well Son, is your penis big enough to touch your arsehole?"

"no" replies the boy

 

"well then" says Grandpa, "you can't have one."

 

 

Later on, Grandpa and the boy go to the shops on the way home and each buy a scratchcard

Grandpa is unlucky but the boy shouts I just won £5000 !!

 

Grandpas says that is GREAT" You are going to share that win right?"

 

The boy asks Grandpa, "is your penis big enough to touch your arsehole?"

Grandpa replies "why YES it IS"

 

Then "Go f**k Yourself" ... said the boy

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A boy and his Grandfather are out fishing,

The Grandfather pulls out a beer and the little boy asks

"Grandpa can I have one of those?"

 

" Well Son, is your penis big enough to touch your arsehole?"

 

"no" replies the boy

 

"well then" says Grandpa, "you can't have one."

 

 

A while later Grandpa pulls out a cigar.

The boy asks,

"Grandpa, can I have one of those?"

 

" Well Son, is your penis big enough to touch your arsehole?"

"no" replies the boy

 

"well then" says Grandpa, "you can't have one."

 

 

Later on, Grandpa and the boy go to the shops on the way home and each buy a scratchcard

Grandpa is unlucky but the boy shouts I just won £5000 !!

 

Grandpas says that is GREAT" You are going to share that win right?"

 

The boy asks Grandpa, "is your penis big enough to touch your arsehole?"

Grandpa replies "why YES it IS"

 

Then "Go f**k Yourself" ... said the boy

 

Priceless! feckin still pissing myself

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