I’m a Witch

[dai dogs 2,370]

Sold an item on marketplace the other day a lady came for it after having a bit of a chat she tells me she’s a Witch lol I ask her can she do spells ? She replied I can put a spell on someone that something bad will happen to them every time they speak your name  Iv got  her number if anyone wants it

[Bendigo 2,305]

Just now, dai dogs said:

Sold an item on marketplace the other day a lady came for it after having a bit of a chat she tells me she’s a Witch lol I ask her can she do spells ? She replied I can put a spell on someone that something bad will happen to them every time they speak your name  Iv got  her number if anyone wants it

I sold a ferret to a witch once. She turned up about 5 years later with it on a lead to show us. We had forgotten all about it and my whole family sat bemused in the front room while this mad woman dressed all in black sat in the middle of us with a ferret on a lead. It was a bizarre half hour. We only worked out the link when she posted us a photo of the day we sold it to her years before, the photo was of her with the kit in our garden years before. 

In fairness she did a wellness spell on my mum while we had an awkward cup of tea and she's doing well into her 70's. While my dad made his excuses and fcked off to his pigeon loft. He had heart attack a few months later.

 

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 18,138]

1 hour ago, dai dogs said:

Sold an item on marketplace the other day a lady came for it after having a bit of a chat she tells me she’s a Witch lol I ask her can she do spells ? She replied I can put a spell on someone that something bad will happen to them every time they speak your name  Iv got  her number if anyone wants it

My misses is into all this 

there’s currently three peoples names on a piece of paper in our freezer lol 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 18,138]

2 hours ago, Bendigo said:

I sold a ferret to a witch once. She turned up about 5 years later with it on a lead to show us. We had forgotten all about it and my whole family sat bemused in the front room while this mad woman dressed all in black sat in the middle of us with a ferret on a lead. It was a bizarre half hour. We only worked out the link when she posted us a photo of the day we sold it to her years before, the photo was of her with the kit in our garden years before. 

In fairness she did a wellness spell on my mum while we had an awkward cup of tea and she's doing well into her 70's. While my dad made his excuses and fcked off to his pigeon loft. He had heart attack a few months later.

 

 

I live for that level of awkwardness 

[eastcoast 4,863]

2 hours ago, Bendigo said:

I sold a ferret to a witch once. She turned up about 5 years later with it on a lead to show us. We had forgotten all about it and my whole family sat bemused in the front room while this mad woman dressed all in black sat in the middle of us with a ferret on a lead. It was a bizarre half hour. We only worked out the link when she posted us a photo of the day we sold it to her years before, the photo was of her with the kit in our garden years before. 

In fairness she did a wellness spell on my mum while we had an awkward cup of tea and she's doing well into her 70's. While my dad made his excuses and fcked off to his pigeon loft. He had heart attack a few months later.

 

 

I grew up around pigeon racing lads and the "methods" were guarded, same with the big leek growers. Just saying like. 

[mackay 3,854]

I gave a lift home to a woman one time who claimed to be a witch and dabbled in spells. She wasn't kidding, put her hand on my crotch and I immediately turned into a lay by.

[mitre 550]

I don't really believe in things like that but don't judge just be pleasant pass the time of day and let them go their way