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[jukel123 10,307]

Edited February 23 by jukel123

[iworkwhippets 13,287]

Yes  

[jukel123 10,307]

5 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

Yes  

I hope you don't mind IWW, but after you expressed interest in her, I wrote to Shamima Begum and told her you wanted to traffic her for housekeeping and sexual purposes.

I told her you had a deep interest in frying pans, bodily functions  and perverted sexual practices. I explained you randomly and sometimes continually attacked people online, even those who had spent their time privately messaging you during your various bad spells. Even those who had, perhaps naively, asked others to lay off you.

Unfortunately, she has taken to bathing in fermented camel piss and smearing goat shit over her body in order to make herself less attractive to you.

Not only that, she has checked into the  Guantanamo Bay Waterboarding Suite and confessed to crimes dating back to the 19th century so she will feel permanently safe from you there.

f**k's sake. Be nice, ya silly old nasty troll.

Edited 22 hours ago by jukel123

[WILF 52,673]

On 23/02/2026 at 10:05, jukel123 said:

I have a very similar boxing Hares bronze to that mate, my wife bought it for me nearly 20 years ago at Lowther game fair. 

[jukel123 10,307]

I used to go there regularly. I remember Prince Philip used to compete in carriage driving and walked around with nobody taking the slightest notice of him.

Given the number of  clay boys wandering around with shotguns slung over their shoulders, it was a security nightmare  and a terrorist event in the making.

Bu they were  simpler times I guess . And what a short space of time to arrive at where we are now in terms of terrorism.

Edited yesterday at 18:15 by jukel123

[WILF 52,673]

8 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

I used to go there regularly. I remember Prince Philip used to compete in carriage driving and walked around with nobody taking the slightest notice of him.

Given the number of  clay boys wandering around with shotguns slung over their shoulders, it was a security nightmare  and a terrorist event in the making.

Bu they were  simpler times I guess . And what a short space of time to arrive at where we are now in terms of terrorism.

Only ever went there once, there was me, The Stiffmeister, Fellman and Chris Jones…..brilliant company in great surroundings and as always, brilliantly funny. 
 

[jukel123 10,307]

3 hours ago, WILF said:

Only ever went there once, there was me, The Stiffmeister, Fellman and Chris Jones…..brilliant company in great surroundings and as always, brilliantly funny. 
 

There used to be a competitive highjump there for lurchers.

Some tiny whippets used to scramble up over 6 foot and some lurchers could do it on a oner. Then it went up to 7 foot etc.

There were always lurchers pups for sale. Same as Appleby fair and, at Appleby, a general air of lawlessness which my delinquent side enjoyed. Sadly both venues are nothing compared to what they once were.

When I first went to Appleby there were genuine bare knuckle arranged fights on the camp sites and a dozen outside_ of _the- pub fights. There were lots of worn out lurchers for sale along with pups ....age and pedigree unknown. Fortune tellers, card hustlers, wild birds in cages,game cocks and dozens of drunks selling horses, sometimes  on horseback themselves, which was a spectacle.

The whole idea of a fair was for people to let their hair down and relax normal rules. But there are hundreds of police and RSPCA  numpties checking on everything and anything now. 

Fings aint what they used to be!

Chris Jones. Wasn't he an mancunian who emigrated to the states? 

 

Edited 20 hours ago by jukel123

[WILF 52,673]

3 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Chris Jones. Wasn't he an mancunian who emigrated to the states? 

 

Yes mate, a top lad.

[jukel123 10,307]

Just now, WILF said:

Yes mate, a top lad.

He was, enjoyed his posts.

I remember I came across a quote by Mark Twain. He said : " I would like to live in Manchester. The transition to death would be unnoticeable".

I passed it on to CJ who laughed as much as I did at it.

( You've got to have lived there to fully appreciate it )

[Halfhound 1,060]

1 hour ago, jukel123 said:

There used to be a competitive highjump there for lurchers.

Some tiny whippets used to scramble up over 6 foot and some lurchers could do it on a oner. Then it went up to 7 foot etc.

There were always lurchers pups for sale. Same as Appleby fair and, at Appleby, a general air of lawlessness which my delinquent side enjoyed. Sadly both venues are nothing compared to what they once were.

When I first went to Appleby there were genuine bare knuckle arranged fights on ghe camp sites and a dozen outside_ of _the- pub fights. There were lots of worn out lurchers for sale along with pups ....age and pedigree unknown. Fortune tellers, card hustlers, wild birds in cages,game cocks and dozens of drunks selling horses, sometimes  on horseback themselves, which was a spectacle.

The whole idea of a fair was for people to let their hair down and relax normal rules. But there are hundreds of police and RSPCA  numpties checking on everything and anything now. 

Fings aint what they used to be!

Chris Jones. Wasn't he an mancunian who emigrated to the states? 

 

You should go to ballinasloe it’s a good fair

[chartpolski 29,665]

9 minutes ago, Halfhound said:

You should go to ballinasloe it’s a good fair

I judged at Birr Castle , County Offaly a few years back .

They were selling dogs, horses, ferrets, game fowl, all sorts.

If I’d known there were no border checks I would have had a car full of stuff going home !

Cheers.

 

 

[Halfhound 1,060]

3 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

I judged at Birr Castle , County Offaly a few years back .

They were selling dogs, horses, ferrets, game fowl, all sorts.

If I’d known there were no border checks I would have had a car full of stuff going home !

Cheers.

 

 

Im not 100% but I think Birr Castle is gone as well is it? Used to be the Irish game fair. Ballinasloe is just a horse fair but you know yourself goats to goldfinches you’d pick up anything 

[chartpolski 29,665]

23 minutes ago, Halfhound said:

Im not 100% but I think Birr Castle is gone as well is it? Used to be the Irish game fair. Ballinasloe is just a horse fair but you know yourself goats to goldfinches you’d pick up anything 

I only went once. I was invited to judge the Five Nations Whippet show, and they paid for my ferry and accommodation and in the three days I was there I stayed at Ballycommon , right on the Grand Canal and judged the show, had a days fishing and the Master of the local beagle pack took me coursing with the two dogs I took over.

A great time with great people

Cheers.

Edited 21 hours ago by chartpolski

[Halfhound 1,060]

16 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

I only went once. I was invited to judge the Five Nations Whippet show, and they paid for my ferry and accommodation and in the three days I was there I stayed at Ballycommon , right on the Grand Canal and judged the show, had a days fishing and the Master of the local beagle pack took me coursing with the two dogs I took over.

A great time with great people

Cheers.

Fair play. Did you say earlier this year you were coming to Ireland for a few days up the north? Did you get over?

[chartpolski 29,665]

1 minute ago, Halfhound said:

Fair play. Did you say earlier this year you were coming to Ireland for a few days up the north? Did you get over?

I planned to come over to the North and see the lads on my WhatsApp group, but circumstances meant I couldn’t go too far or too long from home, hopeful I’ll be over later in the year

Cheers.