tory 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 zookeeper says to paddy the gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it would you consider shagging it for £500 paddy replies" i will on 3 conditions 1st im not going to kiss it 2nd my family must never now 3rd i"ll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabitin girl 16 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret_uk 4 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 good one mate Paddy runs along side a lorry driver shouting your loosing your load the lorry driver says f**k off you daft twat. 5 mins later Paddy runs past again shouting you are loosing you load. The lorry driver shouts to Paddy f**k off you daft twat i am a gritter . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FJager 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Absolute cracker Tory! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stork 1 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Both very good :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
monkey 445 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AIRGUNNER 1 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Quality! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chopper70 0 Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 (edited) A dog goes into a hardware store and asks for a job, the store owner replies sorry we don't hire dogs why not go join the circus.the dog replies what the hell would a circus won't with a plummer . Edited February 17, 2008 by chopper70 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ladyp 12 Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 VERY GOOD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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tory 0 Posted April 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 (edited) latest news paddy enters the world wanking competision but he didnt come anywhere Edited April 6, 2008 by tory Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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