What my dog ate....A true story.

[Aled 636]

Well I've got a story for you now! My 8 years old dog scared the life out of me yesterday afternoon he was showing the following symptoms.....

• Lethargy/Drowsiness

• Wobbly, uncoordinated movements (ataxia)

• Dilated pupils and a glassy-eyed appearance

• Urinary incontinence (dribbling urine)

• Increased sensitivity to sound, light, or touch

I got an appointment with the vet, vet took one look at the dog and said "he looks off his face" ,then asked me if there was any chance my dog had eaten .....Marijuana! (vet then said not my place to judge etc) i said no, then changed my plea to highly unlikely (I've got 2 teenagers in the house so its not impossible!) anyway turns out he reckoned the dog had eaten pot and was effectively stoned! Give him time, water, and he will have the munchies he'll get better. Yep that happened made a huge whine when i opened a bag of crisps! Well what a surprise a stoned dog!

PS: my Wife and i think we have worked out where he ate it as well, its bin day, a nearby bin bag has been ripped open. Wont go into any more detail.

As of this morning the dog is back to himself, wagging his tail, and being sociable, but he wasn't half hungry this morning!!!

Cheers. Aled

[mitre 580]

Oh dear let's hope your dog doesn't do that again some people like to be in that state I could imagine what shock you was in feeling the worst good job the vet was right oh well best thing keep an eye on the dog over a few days and hopefully the dog is well

 

[WataWalloper 5,603]

Fcukkng bin day haha dog ate out the bin haha haha who throws weed in bin mate?, it’s one your kids or you or wife has dropped an edible haha haha bin day haha haha 

Edited December 24, 2025 by WataWalloper

[Aled 636]

I hear where your coming from WataWalloper and i would agree with you in theory, however i know its not me or the wife, yep my offspring, possibly but unlikely, however if you knew my neighbours, (and i like them by the way) you would agree they would be the most likely culprits.....they also had a pile of people staying there over the weekend!! Vet said a stub would be enough. 

[WataWalloper 5,603]

12 minutes ago, Aled said:

I hear where your coming from WataWalloper and i would agree with you in theory, however i know its not me or the wife, yep my offspring, possibly but unlikely, however if you knew my neighbours, (and i like them by the way) you would agree they would be the most likely culprits.....they also had a pile of people staying there over the weekend!! Vet said a stub would be enough. 

I’m only messing mate, but ye do know vets said same thing as me when ye left dont ye haha 

[gnipper 7,163]

Mate of mine was looking after his nan's house and lancashire heeler when we were kids and the dog robbed a quarter of resin only noticed by the chewed up crumbs in its bed . Quietest the little shit had ever been.

[Bendigo 2,633]

Our lab had a full box of blue nitrile gloves. It took well over a week to pass them all through, was doing shits that were 50 % blue plastic.

 

[gnipper 7,163]

I had a lurcher eat a full tub of utterly butterly and that made a mess on the way out

[mushroom 14,384]

Had many a dog nick my weed

My mate's dog nabbed a Mitzi years ago, f***ing thing went mental for about a week. That cnut wasn't going walkies it was going around the bloody solar system lol

Edited December 28, 2025 by mushroom

[Borr 9,229]

I made a grave error of giving the dogs all the goose leftovers from Christmas day, had my folks coming over on boxing day and we were greeted early morning by shit and vomit all over carpet and sofas...bad times and blankets