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Jasper/Millet,

 

I don't know which predicament is worse??

 

At least your problem is temporary Jasper, Millet has to live with his shame for a whole year . . . .

 

OTC

 

PS I escaped the wrath for not buying a card by telling 'er indoors that I loved her every day not just one . . . :kiss:

 

You smoothy OTC ;). If a man can find a way into a womans mind then he's cracked it. it seems once you've conqered this delicate part of a womans anatomy even the most frijid of birds will be waving their Knickers in the air :whistling:...

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Flowers = 12oz Sirloin Steak, Spuds made with real cream, Onions, Mushrooms, Brocilli and Pepperd Sauce. :icon_eek:

 

Lads the Flowers were cheap.

 

Desert well.... :icon_redface:

 

Knifebar :D:D

 

Yep flowers in asda were 4 quid a bunch this morning for roses :laugh:

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bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me :angry:

 

Oh dear :laugh::laugh:

and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is :cry:

 

cheer me up kay :laugh:

 

Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had :laugh: but did you get the decorating done at your mothers :laugh:

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bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me :angry:

 

Oh dear :laugh::laugh:

and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is :cry:

 

cheer me up kay :laugh:

 

Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had :laugh: but did you get the decorating done at your mothers :laugh:

yea and she loved it, was a nice suprise for her when she got in, can afford to forget mothers day now :)

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bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me :angry:

 

Oh dear :laugh::laugh:

and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is :cry:

 

cheer me up kay :laugh:

 

Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had :laugh: but did you get the decorating done at your mothers :laugh:

yea and she loved it, was a nice suprise for her when she got in, can afford to forget mothers day now :)

 

well i am glad your mom liked it & yes dont forget mothers day :laugh:

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bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me :angry:

 

Oh dear :laugh::laugh:

and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is :cry:

 

cheer me up kay :laugh:

 

Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had :laugh: but did you get the decorating done at your mothers :laugh:

yea and she loved it, was a nice suprise for her when she got in, can afford to forget mothers day now :)

 

well i am glad your mom liked it & yes dont forget mothers day :laugh:

why not? have a sonday once a week and she gets me fk all

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bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me :angry:

 

Oh dear :laugh::laugh:

and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is :cry:

 

cheer me up kay :laugh:

 

Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had :laugh: but did you get the decorating done at your mothers :laugh:

yea and she loved it, was a nice suprise for her when she got in, can afford to forget mothers day now :)

 

well i am glad your mom liked it & yes dont forget mothers day :laugh:

why not? have a sonday once a week and she gets me fk all

 

What!!! :o giving birth to you was not enough, oh you need taking in hand :laugh:

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What!!! :o giving birth to you was not enough, oh you need taking in hand :laugh:

i just paid for her wallpaper :icon_eek:

 

Now our little boy came up to his mom

In the kitchen this evenin' while she was fixin' supper

And he handed her a piece of paper he'd been writin' on

And after wipin' her hands on her apron

She read it, and this is what it said.

 

For mowin' the lawn, five dollars

For makin' my own bed this week, one dollar

And for goin' to the store, fifty cents

An' playin' with little brother while you went shoppin', twenty-five cents.

 

Takin' out the trash, one dollar

Gettin' a good report card, five dollars

And for rakin' the yard, two dollars

Total owed, fourteen seventy-five.

 

Well, as mom looked at him standin' there expectantly

And I could see the mem'ries flashing through her mind

And so she picked up the pen, and turnin' the paper over

This is what she wrote.

 

For the nine months I carried you growin' inside me, no charge

For the nights I've sat up with you

Doctored you, and prayed for you, no charge

For the time and the tears

That you've cost through the years, there's no charge

And when you add it all up

The full cost of my love is no charge.

 

For the nights filled with dread

And all the worries ahead, no charge

For advice and the knowledge

And the cost of your college, no charge

For the toys, food and clothes and even for wipin' your nose

There's no charge, son

And when you add it all up

The full cost of my love is, no charge.

 

Well, when he finished readin'

He had great big old tears in his eyes

And he looked up at her standing there and said

Mama, I sure do love you

Then he took the pen,

And in great big letters

He wrote PAID IN FULL.

 

Lord knows when you add it all up

The cost of real love is, no charge...

 

 

SHE IS YOUR MAMMY :D

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Ah but you forget, us ladies who use one or two braincells tend to see through this patter and we will get our revenge at some point. Remember, its a dish best served cold... :thumbs:
your right missie stick with the honest ones love honey babe :clapper:
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