jasper65 6 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Jasper/Millet, I don't know which predicament is worse?? At least your problem is temporary Jasper, Millet has to live with his shame for a whole year . . . . OTC PS I escaped the wrath for not buying a card by telling 'er indoors that I loved her every day not just one . . . :kiss: You smoothy OTC . If a man can find a way into a womans mind then he's cracked it. it seems once you've conqered this delicate part of a womans anatomy even the most frijid of birds will be waving their Knickers in the air ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ah but you forget, us ladies who use one or two braincells tend to see through this patter and we will get our revenge at some point. Remember, its a dish best served cold... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Knifebar 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Flowers = 12oz Sirloin Steak, Spuds made with real cream, Onions, Mushrooms, Brocilli and Pepperd Sauce. Lads the Flowers were cheap. Desert well.... Knifebar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Flowers = 12oz Sirloin Steak, Spuds made with real cream, Onions, Mushrooms, Brocilli and Pepperd Sauce. Lads the Flowers were cheap. Desert well.... Knifebar Yep flowers in asda were 4 quid a bunch this morning for roses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me Oh dear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me Oh dear and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is cheer me up kay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me Oh dear and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is cheer me up kay Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had but did you get the decorating done at your mothers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me Oh dear and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is cheer me up kay Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had but did you get the decorating done at your mothers yea and she loved it, was a nice suprise for her when she got in, can afford to forget mothers day now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me Oh dear and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is cheer me up kay Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had but did you get the decorating done at your mothers yea and she loved it, was a nice suprise for her when she got in, can afford to forget mothers day now well i am glad your mom liked it & yes dont forget mothers day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me Oh dear and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is cheer me up kay Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had but did you get the decorating done at your mothers yea and she loved it, was a nice suprise for her when she got in, can afford to forget mothers day now well i am glad your mom liked it & yes dont forget mothers day why not? have a sonday once a week and she gets me fk all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 bollocks, just got in and i got in the post is a f****n phone bill, at least t-mobile love me Oh dear and i've missed the bill, shit valentines day is cheer me up kay Oh you missed the Bill as well , what a day you have had but did you get the decorating done at your mothers yea and she loved it, was a nice suprise for her when she got in, can afford to forget mothers day now well i am glad your mom liked it & yes dont forget mothers day why not? have a sonday once a week and she gets me fk all What!!! giving birth to you was not enough, oh you need taking in hand Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 What!!! giving birth to you was not enough, oh you need taking in hand i just paid for her wallpaper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 What!!! giving birth to you was not enough, oh you need taking in hand i just paid for her wallpaper Now our little boy came up to his mom In the kitchen this evenin' while she was fixin' supper And he handed her a piece of paper he'd been writin' on And after wipin' her hands on her apron She read it, and this is what it said. For mowin' the lawn, five dollars For makin' my own bed this week, one dollar And for goin' to the store, fifty cents An' playin' with little brother while you went shoppin', twenty-five cents. Takin' out the trash, one dollar Gettin' a good report card, five dollars And for rakin' the yard, two dollars Total owed, fourteen seventy-five. Well, as mom looked at him standin' there expectantly And I could see the mem'ries flashing through her mind And so she picked up the pen, and turnin' the paper over This is what she wrote. For the nine months I carried you growin' inside me, no charge For the nights I've sat up with you Doctored you, and prayed for you, no charge For the time and the tears That you've cost through the years, there's no charge And when you add it all up The full cost of my love is no charge. For the nights filled with dread And all the worries ahead, no charge For advice and the knowledge And the cost of your college, no charge For the toys, food and clothes and even for wipin' your nose There's no charge, son And when you add it all up The full cost of my love is, no charge. Well, when he finished readin' He had great big old tears in his eyes And he looked up at her standing there and said Mama, I sure do love you Then he took the pen, And in great big letters He wrote PAID IN FULL. Lord knows when you add it all up The cost of real love is, no charge... SHE IS YOUR MAMMY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ah but you forget, us ladies who use one or two braincells tend to see through this patter and we will get our revenge at some point. Remember, its a dish best served cold... your right missie stick with the honest ones love honey babe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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