dai dogs 2,165 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Most people have one to tell Got sent home with broken arm after X-ray said no treatment needed Broke my foot got told to come back next day Dog bit my finger off nurse tried to tape it back on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,976 Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 (edited) 11 hours ago, dai dogs said: Most people have one to tell Got sent home with broken arm after X-ray said no treatment needed Broke my foot got told to come back next day Dog bit my finger off nurse tried to tape it back on This is a tricky one. Try the following.... 1) A daily and not six monthly shower. 2) Capturing snot in a clean handkerchief and not blowing it with one finger onto the hospital floor . 3) (And this is crucial.) Stop exposing your genitalia to passing nurses and inviting them to perform sex acts on your unwashed penis. 4) Do not wear your prominent love heart pendant featuring your favourite sheep around your neck. 5) Try to not shout lewd or racist remarks at passing hospital staff. Worked for me bud. Hope this helps. Edited October 12 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,425 Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 11 hours ago, dai dogs said: Most people have one to tell Got sent home with broken arm after X-ray said no treatment needed Broke my foot got told to come back next day Dog bit my finger off nurse tried to tape it back on “He feels like he shouldn’t be in this line of work anymore” lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,216 Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 42 minutes ago, jukel123 said: This is a tricky one. Try the following.... 1) A daily and not six monthly shower. 2) Capturing snot in a clean handkerchief and not blowing it with one finger onto the hospital floor . 3) (And this is crucial.) Stop exposing your genitalia to passing nurses and inviting them to perform sex acts on your unwashed penis. 4) Do not wear your prominent love heart pendant featuring your favourite sheep around your neck. 5) Try to not shout lewd or racist remarks at passing hospital staff. Worked for me bud. Hope this helps. You're just taking all the fun out of hospital visits juke . My favourite is the obligatory junkie , handcuffed to two coppers , outside A+E. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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