In pub

[iworkwhippets 13,256]

Hello chaps n chaplets, now then, this.knock came on my door earlier this evening,    fancy a shandy Keith cool down, not tonight Paul I says, I don'tl get my pension till tomorrow, no he says, the drink is on me ang on, I'll get mi coat says I eh, a propper gent .   Hello, I'm not daft 

[jukel123 10,088]

7 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

Hello chaps n chaplets, now then, this.knock came on my door earlier this evening,    fancy a shandy Keith cool down, not tonight Paul I says, I don'tl get my pension till tomorrow, no he says, the drink is on me ang on, I'll get mi coat says I eh, a propper gent .   Hello, I'm not daft 

Just go easy on the shandies. No challenging passers by to a square go, no flashing at unsuspecting cats and no frying pan midnight munchies. Definitely no serenading the bird from the garden centre. Her husband is a light sleeper.

[lurcherman 887 13,480]

If you need toilet then make sure you use males this time not women’s. 

[gunter 3,454]

Bring viagra on the off chance you pull an auld bird 

[iworkwhippets 13,256]

18 minutes ago, gunter said:

Bring viagra on the off chance you pull an auld bird 

Bring, eh bring, that was last night cunter, I'm surrounded by reared on a shivering tit retards