mel b 3,527 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 Happy 96th birthday mate . I hope you have a great day . I have to take my hat off to you. Not many of us could manage a full day of drug fuelled sex with a high class escort at 96. Just make sure that he doesn't steal your wallet when he leaves . 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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waltjnr 7,912 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 96 and still doing all that cooking ! Amazing! Happy birthday! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,912 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 Are norfolk years the same as ours ? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,527 Posted June 28, 2024 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 49 minutes ago, waltjnr said: Are norfolk years the same as ours ? You get 0.73 Norfolk years in 12 months . He's actually older than a conker tree . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,251 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 thank you for all your felicitations XXXX when i got home from a hard days shrimping with the girlfriend ...as it was my birthday she whipped up some Birds anal delight for me ...ohhh the good old days 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,527 Posted June 28, 2024 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 1 minute ago, ditchman said: thank you for all your felicitations XXXX when i got home from a hard days shrimping with the girlfriend ...as it was my birthday she whipped up some Birds anal delight for me ...ohhh the good old days That's a proper birthday treat mate. Just be careful not to rip it again . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,251 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 49 minutes ago, mel b said: That's a proper birthday treat mate. Just be careful not to rip it again . dont get trouble with asteroids anymore.. im a hermafradoite boi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,527 Posted June 28, 2024 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 8 minutes ago, ditchman said: dont get trouble with asteroids anymore.. im a hermafradoite boi No need to show off , my grandad was German as well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,251 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 1 hour ago, mel b said: No need to show off , my grandad was German as well. nazi...painful Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,128 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 6 hours ago, waltjnr said: Are norfolk years the same as ours ? Aye, but they only have six days in a week, and they look through the wide end of their binoculars 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,251 Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 1 hour ago, low plains drifter said: Aye, but they only have six days in a week, and they look through the wide end of their binoculars Sandringham time is different..to everywhere else.....cause it allowed the guns to get in an extra drive.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,128 Posted June 29, 2024 Report Share Posted June 29, 2024 10 hours ago, ditchman said: Sandringham time is different..to everywhere else.....cause it allowed the guns to get in an extra drive.............. Have you got free run of the place? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,251 Posted June 29, 2024 Report Share Posted June 29, 2024 34 minutes ago, low plains drifter said: Have you got free run of the place? yeah pretty much so...i have access to their back door as often as i want Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,527 Posted June 29, 2024 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2024 17 minutes ago, ditchman said: yeah pretty much so...i have access to their back door as often as i want Yep , ditchman is a backdoor specialist. If ever you need your back door smashing in , he's your man 🫡. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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