Chickens Lips

[Ken's Deputy 4,456]

Was just out, attending to my chickens. Having a little back and forth with them.

It was an ' I said, they said' sort of situation.

Then, they admonished me, with a snarky come back. I said, " Don't get lippy, chickens! ".

Then, it struck me. There's something to contemplate: Do chickens Have lips? Whether or not. How do they feel about the situation?

 

 

 

 

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[chartpolski 20,515]

As a poultry keeper, I can categorically state that none of mine have lips.

Yours, on the other hand, I can't discount the possibility!

Cheers.

[mushroom 12,404]

Just asked my Gambian mate (who lives in BCN) with the most serious face I could muster…. “When you pass your local butchers please ask them if they have chicken lips coz I can’t find them anywhere”

He said I ain’t never heard of chicken lips mate but I’ll ask..

TBC…. 

[Ken's Deputy 4,456]

Done a double paraphrasing of Floyd here!

'A Momentary Lapse Of Attention'.

Swiftly followed by:

'When The Chickens Broke Free'!

I hadn't exactly planned it this way. But, I was working in their box. Turned round? Clucker fukkers were all over the place!

They're out there now. Scratching about and eating grass! Fukking superb value for money! Amusing the fukk out of me!

Trouble is; I'm getting shit done here now. I'm for ever going out there, to stand watching them, till my legs ache. Then I pop back in here to watch the antics.

[albert64 1,882]

Try kissing one and see….

 

 

 

mind you you might of already done that