Fao Kens Deputy

[Nicepix 5,650]

Whoooah!!!  How the feck do I know if they are striped or spotted? I only see their little yellow and black heads peeping out of the tunnel. They aren't like those bright green ones that do a runner and give you a good view of them. I just leave them to breed on their own, in private. Pervert!

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

18 minutes ago, Nicepix said:

Whoooah!!!  How the feck do I know if they are striped or spotted? I only see their little yellow and black heads peeping out of the tunnel.

Let's take this slowly then ..... Are the yellow bits on their little heads what you'd best describe as Stripes or Spots?

Doesn't matter. Was just a reflex question.

Last I heard? French had eaten their way through their own population of frogs, and were munching their way through Belgium. Brit's, meanwhile, had sussed out the Portuguese population of salamanders and flogging Those off by the bucket load.

Thank fukk for 'perverts like me', doing our damndest to redress the balance. Captive Bred usually trumps wild caught every time, in the pet market. The frogs (ironically) have practically wiped out native populations of B. bombina. I used to breed those too. Great little things

[Nicepix 5,650]

Let's take it even more slowly; I................. don't..................know..............and............... I ................don't..................care!

I lift the clod, check the trap site and there is a little head the size of a 2p piece peeping out of a hole. Not exactly ideal conditions for reptile spotting. Anyway, I have just checked the status and they are of least concern. So no need for them to perform for your pleasure. They are doing OK all by themselves. I thought boys grew out of  keeping frogs and newts when they discovered beer. 

[shaaark 11,669]

2 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said:

 

Toad's still in his place. Bit like me now, he is. Solitary. Phlegmatic. Edging ever closer to an unremarked passing.

Kin el, kd!! 

[Ken's Deputy 4,463]

49 minutes ago, Nicepix said:

 perform for your pleasure ..... I thought boys grew out of  keeping frogs and newts when they discovered beer. 

Yeah. Umm ... You Keep coming back to amphibians mating, suggesting to perceive a veiled eroticism in it  I mean, the other l;ads and I were having a perfectly normal conversation, and Oops! Up you pop again, smacking your lips over newt nuptials. Ohh Kayyyy .....

 

As for the rest? I'm no ... what's his name? Bloke spoken of recently. J something? Anyway; I'm no Psychologist. But, to the layman? Your own carry on rather smacks of the kid who never Was quite the toast of his class mates.

Went on to get Dogs to take it out on the world for ye. Now, on here .....

What ever. I've been cutting firewood. (Root cause of the salamanders common name, actually) If this chat we were having ~ the lads and I ~ I'd suggest going and bothering some moles.

 

Tldr? Act like an adult. Fukk off and stop butting in on threads ye have nothing to offer to

[Nicepix 5,650]

So you don't want me to send you a box full then?