Neil Parish MP

[mushroom 14,207]

1 hour ago, sid g said:

i went to a big site meeting the lads had changed my phone to the notification message -- YOUVE GOT A FOOKIN MESSAGE then the c**ts text me . 

We once changed a lads email and Microsoft office about. So when he typed specific words it would auto change it for something else. E.g. “the” would change into “tit”

He sent 3 emails (1 internal to the management lol) and one report before the daft cnut realised

Moral…. Always proof read before clicking send

[DIDO.1 22,864]

Once went in a farm yard talking to the old dear who owned the place. She was a renowned animal lover and had tuned the farm into a campsite and petting zoo. Was busy explaining to her that there was a litter of cubs in her wood and the vixen was killing lambs....she was as well, proper smashing well grown lambs that we had lambed indoors and later put in the field so they were good big lambs. It took me half an hour to convince her the vixen and cubs had to go and she regrettably gave us consent to dig em. Just thanking her when I got a txt.... My txt notification was "FCKIN LOVE KILLING FOXES ME, ITS A RIGHT LAUGH, GINGER b*****ds" 

 

 

[Borr 8,198]

Worked with lads who'd take each others phone and change their notification to 'i am a ginger b*****d or whatever and text or ring as they were at checkout paying etc . Think those days are gone pin codes etc come on straight away these days...