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And there's maybe a few girls sitting there together at a table. When the door bursts open and some guy strides in. He marches up to their table and starts berating one of them.

She sits there, trying not to smile too obviously. As her mates look at the guy as much as to say; " Finished yet? "

Then he storms back out. Obviously, they've broke up. She's fine. Out relaxing with her friends. Him? He can't take it. So, he dreams up excuses to get attention from her. Any attention is better than none of her attention.

Ten minutes or so and he's back. " And another thing ....! " Butt hurt man bitch just can't accept it's over and keeps ragging it. Fukking embarrassing to see a grown man acting like that.

And I'm just starting to see how that girl must feel :rolleyes:

 

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37 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

And there's maybe a few girls sitting there together at a table. When the door bursts open and some guy strides in. He marches up to their table and starts berating one of them.

She sits there, trying not to smile too obviously. As her mates look at the guy as much as to say; " Finished yet? "

Then he storms back out. Obviously, they've broke up. She's fine. Out relaxing with her friends. Him? He can't take it. So, he dreams up excuses to get attention from her. Any attention is better than none of her attention.

Ten minutes or so and he's back. " And another thing ....! " Butt hurt man bitch just can't accept it's over and keeps ragging it. Fukking embarrassing to see a grown man acting like that.

And I'm just starting to see how that girl must feel :rolleyes:

 

Just go over and thump him. You'll feel better, she'll feel better and you might get the leg over with one of her mates.

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No worries, Katch! I know my 'Turds' well enough to know damn well they'll be as deep under ground as they can get, in this weather.

Been fukking Dreadful though, hasn't it?! ? I mean; Fukk the cold. But, fukking Eighty Degrees, Inside?! Fukk That!

Keep your powder dry though, mate. Decent bit of wet stuff and the fukkers should be out in droves, stocking up for hibernation. Good time to pounce ;)

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