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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit

Pakistan.

 

 

 

 

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.

 

 

 

 

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where

to start with

providing help to rebuild.

 

 

 

 

The rest of the world is in shock.

 

 

 

 

The United States is sending troops to help.

 

 

 

 

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

 

 

 

 

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

 

 

 

 

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

 

 

 

 

The rest of the European community (except France) is sending money.

 

 

 

 

The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the

 

infrastructure.

 

 

 

 

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies

 

 

 

 

The Brits, are sending two million replacement

 

Pakistanis!

 

:thumbs:

 

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I heard the first Tesco shop that they opened up over there collapsed, but only two pakistanis were killed..................

 

 

 

.....................Still, 'Every little helps!' :laugh:

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