Fox Central!

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

  Shit's getting Crazy, here!

Less than an hour ago, I finished feeding everything and took the foxes food out. No sign of Fox fox. Not unheard of. But disappointing as I love seeing her, thinking she's hidden in the grass. But, unable to resist lifting her head to see what I do.

Called her. Sounded our code. Looked all around. At her usual corner. Over the hedge. Up the hill. Nothing. Oh well. Walked eight foot and glanced back: To see her, mouth already crammed with chicks. Just stuffing the last couple in there! WTF?!

Crafty little fukker must have been holed up so close that I never saw her, practically at my feet!

But, that's not it. I then came in here. Did some shit and glanced out the window. Just in time to see a fox scarfing down kibble. Oddly, it didn't look like Fox fox. Then, sure enough, carrying as much as it could, and still breath, it raced away up the track! Well past Fox foxes usual turning point. This must be the fox that lives in The Trees.

Do a bit more. Look out? Big fox, no way was it little Fox fox. Scoffing as much grub as it can. And, even as I'm staring at That one? Another fukking fox enters, stage right!!!

  This one then must be Hill Fox, who, I'd imagine, lives in the wild ground behind this place? I've seen Hill Fox, sitting up there, lately. Cam too has shown a fox coming in from that side for a feed.

Big fox fukks off up the track. Minces around a bit. Finally pops off at Fox foxes turning. Her Dog then? Hill fox eventually fukks off back to whence they came.

Just dared to stand up and take another look: Kibble pile is now a stain on the track. It used to last half the fukking night!!!

So, it's entirely feasible that I'm now supporting two or Three families of foxes?! Insanity!

But, what the fukk? They cause me endless amusement, pleasure and entertainment. If someone came along and shot them? Gassed the earths? What the Fukk would I have to look at, out there? Cows. And those fukking things only half the year.

Sadly, I have precious little faith in this trail cam any more. Despite the eye watering batteries. IF it manages even half a fukking job? Tomorrow morning, I should be viewing clips of 1. Fox fox sneaking out as I turn my back. 2. A fox who fukks off to the far end of the track. 3. Two foxes. All in broad daylight.

Let's not hold our breath though

[shaaark 11,431]

27 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

  Shit's getting Crazy, here!

Less than an hour ago, I finished feeding everything and took the foxes food out. No sign of Fox fox. Not unheard of. But disappointing as I love seeing her, thinking she's hidden in the grass. But, unable to resist lifting her head to see what I do.

Called her. Sounded our code. Looked all around. At her usual corner. Over the hedge. Up the hill. Nothing. Oh well. Walked eight foot and glanced back: To see her, mouth already crammed with chicks. Just stuffing the last couple in there! WTF?!

Crafty little fukker must have been holed up so close that I never saw her, practically at my feet!

But, that's not it. I then came in here. Did some shit and glanced out the window. Just in time to see a fox scarfing down kibble. Oddly, it didn't look like Fox fox. Then, sure enough, carrying as much as it could, and still breath, it raced away up the track! Well past Fox foxes usual turning point. This must be the fox that lives in The Trees.

Do a bit more. Look out? Big fox, no way was it little Fox fox. Scoffing as much grub as it can. And, even as I'm staring at That one? Another fukking fox enters, stage right!!!

  This one then must be Hill Fox, who, I'd imagine, lives in the wild ground behind this place? I've seen Hill Fox, sitting up there, lately. Cam too has shown a fox coming in from that side for a feed.

Big fox fukks off up the track. Minces around a bit. Finally pops off at Fox foxes turning. Her Dog then? Hill fox eventually fukks off back to whence they came.

Just dared to stand up and take another look: Kibble pile is now a stain on the track. It used to last half the fukking night!!!

So, it's entirely feasible that I'm now supporting two or Three families of foxes?! Insanity!

But, what the fukk? They cause me endless amusement, pleasure and entertainment. If someone came along and shot them? Gassed the earths? What the Fukk would I have to look at, out there? Cows. And those fukking things only half the year.

Sadly, I have precious little faith in this trail cam any more. Despite the eye watering batteries. IF it manages even half a fukking job? Tomorrow morning, I should be viewing clips of 1. Fox fox sneaking out as I turn my back. 2. A fox who fukks off to the far end of the track. 3. Two foxes. All in broad daylight.

Let's not hold our breath though

Sounds like this wildlife watching caper has really captured you mate.  Got to be honest, it reminds me a lot of when I was a youngster, and started getting really interested in the wildlife around me.  And excuse my language here, it's FCUKING GREAT!! 

[iworkwhippets 13,165]

Nice write up is that Ken, they cause you endless amusement, pleasure and entertainment ,  its the same for me mate, i love watching the clips of the wild friends you have made, they clearly look forward to the grub you put out for them,  may it long continue .    good man  

[EDDIE B 3,170]

With three different fox's, you can be sure to have at least one den of cubs close by. How good would it be, to see some cubs appear around your place over the summer. How cool would that be.

[iworkwhippets 13,165]

Yeh be nice that ken, one of these nights you might have a pleasant surprise    that would be cool  eddie b

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

Lads; I know for an undisputable Fact that Fox fox has cubbed. One time, not being sure who she was, I put the bin's on her (These ones had dodged Andy Kelly!) I wondered if 'she / it' might have a dick.

No willy. But the biggest, most puffed up and raw little six pack you ever never saw! Nipples like little organ stops. You could practically read it in her face:

  " Fukk my life! Why did I do that thing with Dogger that night, a couple of months ago?! "

Seeing little brown cubs would be the ultimate. Filming them would be beyond my wildest dreams. Especially with This, temperamental, catch as catch can fukking Bushnell!!!

But, rest assured; I feed them, Every night. They turn up, Every night. The poxy fukking camera films shit ... as and when it fukking feels like it! What I see, with my own eyes? What this camera can be fukking arsed to record? Simply no connection.

  It failed to get Fox fox grabbing the chicks, last night. I swear to god; If I stood here and watched a Black Leopard, wearing a " Greyman Sucks " hat and sniffing the lens of the camera? I'd get Nothing!!!

 

[iworkwhippets 13,165]

11 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Lads; I know for an undisputable Fact that Fox fox has cubbed. One time, not being sure who she was, I put the bin's on her (These ones had dodged Andy Kelly!) I wondered if 'she / it' might have a dick.

No willy. But the biggest, most puffed up and raw little six pack you ever never saw! Nipples like little organ stops. You could practically read it in her face:

  " Fukk my life! Why did I do that thing with Dogger that night, a couple of months ago?! "

Seeing little brown cubs would be the ultimate. Filming them would be beyond my wildest dreams. Especially with This, temperamental, catch as catch can fukking Bushnell!!!

But, rest assured; I feed them, Every night. They turn up, Every night. The poxy fukking camera films shit ... as and when it fukking feels like it! What I see, with my own eyes? What this camera can be fukking arsed to record? Simply no connection.

  It failed to get Fox fox grabbing the chicks, last night. I swear to god; If I stood here and watched a Black Leopard, wearing a " Greyman Sucks " hat and sniffing the lens of the camera? I'd get Nothing!!!

 

 And i was hoping for another little clip from you matey,   so look, and tell me fek off i dont mind, but after reading your posts on these foxes of yours, you clearly love what you are doing, but getting despondent on the outcome, yes you have spent a small fortune, but are dissapointed, so why donr you invest and get someone in and set you up, that way instead of hoping,    you would get to perhaps see and film little brown cubs,  ive done it for real Ken, ive literally sat for hours in this wood i used to frequent knowing there was cubs at this earth i found, and believe you me, i nearly had em feeding out my hand with mum in tow , a lovely experience, never to be forgotten 

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

1 hour ago, iworkwhippets said:

 And i was hoping for another little clip from you matey ...

Practically always got a clip, mate. Just that people would very soon sicken of seeing just film after film of, basically; The same foxes. Eating the same shit. In the same spot.

Bit like: 'You've seen one fox? You've seen them all!' Isn't it? The amount of 'Fox eating kibble / Fox walking past the camera' stuff that ends up on the cutting room floor .....

I Do fukking love witnessing their interactions with other shit though. Got a great clip of a male Magpie, giving absolutely Zero fukks about the foxes presence! I fukking Love that shit!

Here's a clip, from yesterday I think? An adult rook who was clearly within a hairs breadth of being leapt on and mindlessly slain by the apex predator who came trotting down the path - Clearly far more focused on the nice, soaked kibble than some squawky fukking bird!

Aesop surely must have had one about this shit, in his unpublished notes?

 

 

Getting someone in, to set me up? Yeah. I gave Steve a ring. But, he reckons he's a bit tied up for now. Just have to muddle though as is. With my shit Bushnell

[Squirrel_Basher 17,102]

Get security cams set up mate .Direct feed to your computer .You’ll miss nothing .Try Oscar 3 .

My yard and house are on my phone and I pad and permanently in top right in a drop box .Notifications if anything farts within 30 m .

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

Cheers, Drops! At under seventy quid? I'm bloody interested! Bookmarked their site to study properly when I settle.

Almost a forgone conclusion though! Been working like a well whipped nigger, lately. Pension;s in on Friday. Maybe I deserve a treat?

[Squirrel_Basher 17,102]

Well whipped nigger lol.I like you mate