comanche 3,298 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 This evening as I drove away from a little rabbiting job in a customers' garden my van stopped dead;no radio,no lights!Climbing out I found meself enveloped and drawn skyward into a chamber full of flashing lights.Not unpleasant ;bit like being onstage with Hawkwind(without the erotic dancers).Then "They"came.Grey,black smokey voids for eyes.They extracted my full knowledge of rabbiting,and understandably dissapointed'hurled me back to Earth nude except for my D.P.M underpants(they were'nt D.P.M before the abduction). "Why me ?",I sobbed ."Why not someone famous ?". ...... The answer was in the back of the van.Either I'd forgotten to turn it off or the dog had nudged it because nestling twixt ferret-box and net-bag ,at full volume,locked into "Locate"mode lay the MK111(Hi Vis)* *Legal Disclaimer .Some of this Ain't true,,,,Lot of the rest is lies! Quote Link to post
the fezz 44 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post
Tyla 3,179 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 its true, a regular occurance in Sussex! Quote Link to post
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 What? And no vaguely sexual probing? Frankly, I'd have been a bit pissed if I hadn't at least copped a feel off a warm, somehow obviously female one! 'Mind you; Once they'd drawn off all I knew about rabbiting they'd probably have slung me straight back down the chute too Quote Link to post
comanche 3,298 Posted January 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 What? And no vaguely sexual probing? Frankly, I'd have been a bit pissed if I hadn't at least copped a feel off a warm, somehow obviously female one! 'Mind you; Once they'd drawn off all I knew about rabbiting they'd probably have slung me straight back down the chute too Too be honest there wasn't much time.As for sexual-probing.....they would'nt let me! Quote Link to post
Malt 379 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 The same thing happened to a mate of mine once, he came back a changed man. This was odd in itself, as he went out as a woman! You shouldn't make fun of people that have been abducted by aliens!! Quote Link to post
comanche 3,298 Posted January 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 The same thing happened to a mate of mine once, he came back a changed man. This was odd in itself, as he went out as a woman! You shouldn't make fun of people that have been abducted by aliens!! Sadly I think such occurances are bound to become more common-place as usage of the MK111(Hi Viz)increases.Certainly the noise my one generates is more relevent (in my opinion...legal disclaimer etc)to the realm of interstellar communication than the hunting field...As for your friend.How terrible,not to say confusing for him/her. Quote Link to post
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