Poor Maggie.

[Sausagedog 7,381]

Is your magpie decoy feeling left out, depressed and feeling rejected?

Dont worry, help is at hand.

I have formed a charity where upon all neglected and down trodden magpie decoys can find friends. 

You can send your unwanted plastic magpies to me and I will find new locations for them where they need not ever be alone again. Introduced to a partner they will be able to sit on or by an ideal hedge or bush passing the time as they were meant to. This service is totally free but any donation is greatfully received.

So do your loyal Maggie a favour and send him or her to me FOC.

 

SD.

[Gav 1,708]

I think that ones blind pal

[Sausagedog 7,381]

38 minutes ago, Gav said:

I think that ones blind pal

No, it's just cried so much and the meds have made it sleepy that's all.

[wilbur foxhound 480]

Are you Cwistopher the fanny pwackam lol wf 

[David.evans 5,323]

I'll send you a lawnmower looks like you need one more than a magpie , lol

Atb SD 

[Sausagedog 7,381]

55 minutes ago, David.evans said:

I'll send you a lawnmower looks like you need one more than a magpie , lol

Atb SD 

I've cut the chuffin' grass now, bloody hell....

[David.evans 5,323]

That great mate if it got any taller I think you had your magpie on the barley

atb mate