Random phone calls

[fireman 10,795]

I once told Richard the paki to hold on a second as i was busy and put the phone in front of the comp speaker and put on pornhub ,waited 10 mins then picked up the phone while gasping and asked him what he wanted.Richard hasn't called back,but Trevor the paki has and i asked him straight away why he was lying to me,he pleaded with me he hadn't until i told him he's the first paki iv'e ever spoken to with the name Trevor,he hung up then 10 mins later he phoned back and when i said hello he called me a "Bloody British b*****d" and hung up,have to say i roared with laughter with that one..

[lurcherman 887 12,776]

I usually keep them going until they ask what injurys i suffered then tell them i died in the accident lol always gets them. That or i say since the crash i can get my cock hard any more

[South hams hunter 8,890]

I get very few but my dear old nan is plagued by them. As one of the first posters said, you need to waste as much time as you have free. I use 2 methods ... stutter and stammer and dddddddddd drag it out or I give then an indepth view of what I did leading upto the accident. Starting at breakfast and using as.much detail till I tell them my accident was shitting myself at work