jasper65 6 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Mine is: "To Stop Wrist Flicking For A Full Twelve Months" :wankerzo4:! this one's going to be difficult... and Seriousley!! to go for my FAC which I have been promiseing myself for years Have A Good One Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Mine is to be quiet from now on, say nowt i dont think i will make it though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Mine is to agree with everything our lass says... its much easier that way ......bet i dont last a day I am sure you can do that if you know whats good for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted December 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Mine is to agree with everything our lass says... its much easier that way ......bet i dont last a day I used to do that Mist Net but now I don't listen to her .... Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 funny thing is kay....our lass said the exact same thing . well that must mean were right then i just give my husband the look & he just does what ever i want him to , otherwise he suffers big time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 can you please explain to me ...why is it when i suggest something ..its always wrong ...but if anyone else suggests the same she listens ..... Its because when we ask you to do summat its always ''tomorrow'' , so to guarantee the men in our lives will do it , is to mention it when you have friends or relatives round, or better still ask a dead fit mate of yours in front of you & i guarantee you will have the tool box out in seconds saying '' i can do that no problem darlin'' Its an unwritten guarantee you will ''do it'' now not tomorrow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 can you please explain to me ...why is it when i suggest something ..its always wrong ...but if anyone else suggests the same she listens ..... Its because when we ask you to do summat its always ''tomorrow'' , so to guarantee the men in our lives will do it , is to mention it when you have friends or relatives round, or better still ask a dead fit mate of yours in front of you & i guarantee you will have the tool box out in seconds saying '' i can do that no problem darlin'' Its an unwritten guarantee you will ''do it'' now not tomorrow Could you have a word with my wife please Kay, she's convinced that it's only me that say's "Tomorrow", "later on", or "in a bit!" :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest flint Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 can you please explain to me ...why is it when i suggest something ..its always wrong ...but if anyone else suggests the same she listens ..... Its because when we ask you to do summat its always ''tomorrow'' , so to guarantee the men in our lives will do it , is to mention it when you have friends or relatives round, or better still ask a dead fit mate of yours in front of you & i guarantee you will have the tool box out in seconds saying '' i can do that no problem darlin'' Its an unwritten guarantee you will ''do it'' now not tomorrow c`mon kay not long back you whr askin which hook bolt whatever to do your washing line and how to seal your cracked loo i reckon your man makes you do the diy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 can you please explain to me ...why is it when i suggest something ..its always wrong ...but if anyone else suggests the same she listens ..... Its because when we ask you to do summat its always ''tomorrow'' , so to guarantee the men in our lives will do it , is to mention it when you have friends or relatives round, or better still ask a dead fit mate of yours in front of you & i guarantee you will have the tool box out in seconds saying '' i can do that no problem darlin'' Its an unwritten guarantee you will ''do it'' now not tomorrow c`mon kay not long back you whr askin which hook bolt whatever to do your washing line and how to seal your cracked loo i reckon your man makes you do the diy Well another little secret is to act helpless , that also works as well course i do the bloody DIY here, i wouldnt let him loose with a drill or anything else for that matter, but when i dont want to do it , i pull the ask a mate stroke works everythime you see you fellas are ruled by testosterone & cant deal with any competition from another eager fella Its great watching the chest come out & the display that follows, like peacocks the lot of ya Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 can you please explain to me ...why is it when i suggest something ..its always wrong ...but if anyone else suggests the same she listens ..... Its because when we ask you to do summat its always ''tomorrow'' , so to guarantee the men in our lives will do it , is to mention it when you have friends or relatives round, or better still ask a dead fit mate of yours in front of you & i guarantee you will have the tool box out in seconds saying '' i can do that no problem darlin'' Its an unwritten guarantee you will ''do it'' now not tomorrow Could you have a word with my wife please Kay, she's convinced that it's only me that say's "Tomorrow", "later on", or "in a bit!" :laugh: Well we get sick of ''tomorrow or later'' it never comes but a quick call to ya best mate & the fluffy pink voice should do it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 can you please explain to me ...why is it when i suggest something ..its always wrong ...but if anyone else suggests the same she listens ..... Its because when we ask you to do summat its always ''tomorrow'' , so to guarantee the men in our lives will do it , is to mention it when you have friends or relatives round, or better still ask a dead fit mate of yours in front of you & i guarantee you will have the tool box out in seconds saying '' i can do that no problem darlin'' Its an unwritten guarantee you will ''do it'' now not tomorrow Could you have a word with my wife please Kay, she's convinced that it's only me that say's "Tomorrow", "later on", or "in a bit!" :laugh: Well we get sick of ''tomorrow or later'' it never comes but a quick call to ya best mate & the fluffy pink voice should do it All of my best mates are fit looking women............ I wish! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Its simply called being a woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 can you please explain to me ...why is it when i suggest something ..its always wrong ...but if anyone else suggests the same she listens ..... Its because when we ask you to do summat its always ''tomorrow'' , so to guarantee the men in our lives will do it , is to mention it when you have friends or relatives round, or better still ask a dead fit mate of yours in front of you & i guarantee you will have the tool box out in seconds saying '' i can do that no problem darlin'' Its an unwritten guarantee you will ''do it'' now not tomorrow Could you have a word with my wife please Kay, she's convinced that it's only me that say's "Tomorrow", "later on", or "in a bit!" :laugh: Well we get sick of ''tomorrow or later'' it never comes but a quick call to ya best mate & the fluffy pink voice should do it All of my best mates are fit looking women............ I wish! The best one off all is '' right i will get me dad up here to do it'' men dont like that being upstaged by the Mrs's old man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 can you please explain to me ...why is it when i suggest something ..its always wrong ...but if anyone else suggests the same she listens ..... Its because when we ask you to do summat its always ''tomorrow'' , so to guarantee the men in our lives will do it , is to mention it when you have friends or relatives round, or better still ask a dead fit mate of yours in front of you & i guarantee you will have the tool box out in seconds saying '' i can do that no problem darlin'' Its an unwritten guarantee you will ''do it'' now not tomorrow Could you have a word with my wife please Kay, she's convinced that it's only me that say's "Tomorrow", "later on", or "in a bit!" :laugh: Well we get sick of ''tomorrow or later'' it never comes but a quick call to ya best mate & the fluffy pink voice should do it All of my best mates are fit looking women............ I wish! The best one off all is '' right i will get me dad up here to do it'' men dont like that being upstaged by the Mrs's old man That one wouldn't wash with me! The father in law lives on the West coast of Scotland. Thats about 600 miles away from S.W Wales where I live. I doubt he'd make the 1200 mile round trip to put up a few poxy shelves! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 well it works for me , he hates it & tries to help Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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