YOKEL 2,355 Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 An English man abroad.... anyone local up for a pint? I appear to be attracting the local nutters! Off to the nags head... Yokel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 And you'd prefer the nutters off THL instead? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, YOKEL said: An English man abroad.... anyone local up for a pint? I appear to be attracting the local nutters! Off to the nags head... Yokel Damn I'm washing my hair ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,355 Posted January 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, walshie said: And you'd prefer the nutters off THL instead? I've just been sat with Bob hoskins double, showing me photos of his dog...? There are two choices...go back to the hotel or get twisted.... I have an idea where this is going. Gonna be a long drive home tomorrow... Yokel 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 31 minutes ago, YOKEL said: I've just been sat with Bob hoskins double, showing me photos of his dog...? There are two choices...go back to the hotel or get twisted.... I have an idea where this is going. Gonna be a long drive home tomorrow... Yokel Get twisted and join in with the locals ........ I've had some cracking nights like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 They'll probably burn you in a wicker man later... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,355 Posted January 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, walshie said: They'll probably burn you in a wicker man later... ???? I wouldn't blame them! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 You still there ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,355 Posted January 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Oh dear oh dear, don't remember leaving the pub. But I had to be let back into my hotel room in the early hours after I left, BOLLOCK NAKED, and took a piss down the stairs!!! I really shouldn't be allowed out unattended... Yokel 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 ? if you said earlier I could popped up for a pint,I didn't want to walk to other end of town ,then walk into the nags announcing I'm the Forest of Dean red neck wheres yokel, to find out you were back in the hotel ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Navek Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 47 minutes ago, YOKEL said: Oh dear oh dear, don't remember leaving the pub. But I had to be let back into my hotel room in the early hours after I left, BOLLOCK NAKED, and took a piss down the stairs!!! I really shouldn't be allowed out unattended... Yokel My mates a c**t for pissing places he shouldn’t when he’s drunk .he got up whent down stairs and pissed all over the sete..got up walked cross landing and pissed down the stairs ...got up and pissed over all the clean washing and ironing at the bottom of the bed ......I don’t know how is missus aint killed him yet lol last time he did it he did it all over there clothes they’d packed ready for going on holiday ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 56 minutes ago, YOKEL said: Oh dear oh dear, don't remember leaving the pub. But I had to be let back into my hotel room in the early hours after I left, BOLLOCK NAKED, and took a piss down the stairs!!! I really shouldn't be allowed out unattended... Yokel Strange pub, strange town, can't remember getting back to the hotel and finding yourself naked? Does your bum hurt? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, walshie said: Strange pub, strange town, can't remember getting back to the hotel and finding yourself naked? Does your bum hurt? It's not his first time here,he must like it ?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 23 minutes ago, Navek said: My mates a c**t for pissing places he shouldn’t when he’s drunk .he got up whent down stairs and pissed all over the sete..got up walked cross landing and pissed down the stairs ...got up and pissed over all the clean washing and ironing at the bottom of the bed ......I don’t know how is missus aint killed him yet lol last time he did it he did it all over there clothes they’d packed ready for going on holiday ? I've got a mate like that - he tends to piss in the wardrobe when he's had a skin full Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: It's not his first time here,he must like it ?? Bleat like a sheep, boy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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