dogs and men

[Tina 1]

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

 

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

Dogs do not play games with you--except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are easy to buy for.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

(OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

Dogs understand what no means.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

 

 

 

HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE

 

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Both mark their territory.

Both are bad at asking you questions.

Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

Neither does any dishes.

Both pass gas shamelessly.

Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

Both like dominance games.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

Neither understands what you see in cats.

[mad al 146]

Tina, Tina, well done :laugh:

[Tina 1]

Tina, Tina, well done :laugh:

 

tis true!!!

[Kay 3,709]

All very true

[doxhope 2]

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

 

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

Dogs do not play games with you--except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are easy to buy for.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

(OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

Dogs understand what no means.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

 

 

 

HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE

 

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Both mark their territory.

Both are bad at asking you questions.

Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

Neither does any dishes.

Both pass gas shamelessly.

Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

Both like dominance games.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

Neither understands what you see in cats.

Both have more brains than women

[Malt 379]

[mad al 146]

Tina, Tina, well done :laugh:

 

tis true!!!

 

 

JJjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz woman don't tell everyone , you'll have 'em getting tape measures out next to check the size of their.....................................egos!!!

 

By the way, I've twelve inches .......but I never use it as a rule

[Kay 3,709]

Al the old ones are the best

[Guest WILF]

My dogs are better than any woman because they will just feck off without having to be told!!

[Malt 379]

Tina, Tina, well done :laugh:

 

tis true!!!

 

 

JJjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz woman don't tell everyone , you'll have 'em getting tape measures out next to check the size of their.....................................egos!!!

 

By the way, I've twelve inches .......but I never use it as a rule

 

That's why women have trouble reversing into parking bays. They are useless at judging distances.

It's our fault, we've being telling them, "Yes, thats DEFINATLY 9 inches!" for years!

[Kay 3,709]

Tina, Tina, well done :laugh:

 

tis true!!!

 

 

JJjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz woman don't tell everyone , you'll have 'em getting tape measures out next to check the size of their.....................................egos!!!

 

By the way, I've twelve inches .......but I never use it as a rule

 

That's why women have trouble reversing into parking bays. They are useless at judging distances.

It's our fault, we've being telling them, "Yes, thats DEFINATLY 9 inches!" for years!

 

As much as 9 inches

[doxhope 2]

Just wait till Tina gets back online, she will have something to say about all you blokes..and her side kick Kay,who likes to get ecioted TO back her up...

[Kay 3,709]

Just wait till Tina gets back online, she will have something to say about all you blokes..and her side kick Kay,who likes to get ecioted TO back her up...

 

How do you know i like to get ecioted have you been looking

[doxhope 2]

Just give me the chance lassie, just give me the chance..You are a lassie arnt you?? You never know on here these days

[Kay 3,709]

Just give me the chance lassie, just give me the chance..You are a lassie arnt you?? You never know on here these days

 

I am your worst nightmare