Guest little_lloyd Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 No not pissed tonight lads as some poxy horses f****d my evening I went out at four earlier with a bit of shooting in mind, Gun was in its slip, Camoflauge all on! Then,..I get down to the ridei n the wood where as usual the pheasants are making there way to roost got to the other side of the wood and look over the cover and theres twelve f*****g horses stood up in the cover looking at me lol The buggers had been on the run all day and escaped the paddock Just thought to myslelf ''f**k em i came to shoot ill sort em out after bloody things'' Walked around for a bit checked a few fox snares and the usual fenns, Nothing was out so headed to the farm to get one of the girls to sort the bags of shit out!! Chased them around for a bit and they did not want to budge,, Starting to get dark by now and we had none of the twelve back in the correct field. So trecked back to the farm and got the barrel full of hay to tempt the buggers in, Got ten in and the others would not budge So i pushed the barrel thing full of hay to the next gate and managed to get one of the stinky fookers in And then a few neigyyyys and they began to fun wild around the paddock straight through the open gate to the next paddock other side of the wood!! One particular bay horse nearly had me flying as her spaniel had been whinding it up making things harder Got all the stinky fuckers in the feild closest to the farm in just under two hours then we had to trunge back threw the mud to the farm and tidy the place up It was a full moon anyway so didnt take the guns out with the lamp but had planned to get out with a few mates and have a few but by the time i got back home i could not be fecked, Just had a cup of tea and here i am Now thank god im out with hounds tommorow and dont have to do the rest of it in the morining!!!! An evening well spent in the boring stables thanks to horses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 have a family gathering and get some banjo practice in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest little_lloyd Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Forget it Lloyd, it happens mate, now get pissed and get in chat!! Too late for a piss up, Everyones gone I was covered in shit,Mud and straw at the time they where leaving But i can say there no stopping me tommorow night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Thanks for that LL, here's a little something for ya :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
outshooting 0 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Sounds to me like you had great fun lloyd i don't even bother with the wifes horses cant stand them ever since the time they where out in the field & i failed to notice on a night shoot, just about to take a shoot & one had crept up behind me & made a F*ckin stupid noise that they do " I SHAT MY PANTS " first thing before going on a night shoot now, check the smelly bast*rds are in the stables. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Forget it Lloyd, it happens mate, now get pissed and get in chat!! dont encourage him please Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thurso jack 3 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 you should have couped the stable lassie once you ot back to the farm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 oh dear we're off the rails already :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
outshooting 0 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 you should have couped the stable lassie once you ot back to the farm But always remember never go in with a loaded gun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest little_lloyd Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 you should have couped the stable lassie once you ot back to the farm I was higlhly tempted, Not much room in there tho so best for another night boom boom lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Not much room in a stable feck me how big was she . Sounds like you had a crap day,can't stand horse's myself they are just to big and unpreditble. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Not much room in a stable feck me how big was she . Sounds like you had a crap day,can't stand horse's myself they are just to big and unpreditble. I see LLoyds still sleeping yet another hangover off , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 He was totally stoned last night, blundered into the chat room, fell over, knocked everyones drinks over, splurted out some unreadable text and then fell asleep in a big pool of puke Way to go little lloyd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bill88 6 Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Yeh and he threatened to kick my arse Hows yer head today lloyd :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Yeh and he threatened to kick my arse Hows yer head today lloyd :sick: You got off lightly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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