greatwhitehunter 47 Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 (edited) Scotland in chaos after England Croatia match TRIBUTES are being paid to Scotland this morning after the entire country laughed itself to death. The alarm was first raised at around 10pm last night as thousands of phone calls and text messages went unanswered. Small groups of volunteers from Berwick-Upon-Tweed and Carlisle ventured north just after midnight only to find houses full of dead people gathered around still blaring television sets. By dawn, as RAF helicopters flew over deserted city streets, it was clear that the whole country had suffered a catastrophic abdominal rupture. Wayne Hayes, a special constable from Northumberland, said: "We went into one house in Dunbar and found three men sitting on the sofa with huge smiles on their faces, still holding cans of 70 shilling. They seemed to be at peace." He added: "In a house near Edinburgh we found a man face down on the living room floor with his trousers and pants round his knees. "It seems he may have been showing his bare buttocks to the television when he keeled over." Roy Hobbs, a civil engineer from Northampton, said: "I got a call from my friend Ian in Stirling at about 9.50pm. "He was already laughing when I answered the phone, but after about 25 minutes of the most vigorous and uncontrollable hilarity, everything suddenly went very quiet." Moving tributes are already being placed along the Scotland-England border with many mourners opting to leave a simple bag of chips or a deep fried bunch of flowers. Edited November 22, 2007 by greatwhitehunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
doga 50 Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 still at least there all dead in body and not just in mind ay great white chunter i mean hunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 NEWS UPDATE: The recent phenomenon of death by laughter seems to be spreading. Reports of new cases are coming in by the hour. Cases all over Wales, ranging from the Llyn peninsular, to the Vale of Glamorgan have been reported. BREAKING NEWS: It has just been comfimed, the phenomenon is not just confined to the British mainland. Several new cases are being reported from across the Irish sea. Several English holidaymakers, who were staying in the west of Wales, reported what sounded like "A tidal wave of laughter" rolling in from a westerly direction, that coinsided with the final whistle of the England v Croatia match. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
doga 50 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 NEWS UPDATE: The recent phenomenon of death by laughter seems to be spreading. Reports of new cases are coming in by the hour. Cases all over Wales, ranging from the Llyn peninsular, to the Vale of Glamorgan have been reported. BREAKING NEWS: It has just been comfimed, the phenomenon is not just confined to the British mainland. Several new cases are being reported from across the Irish sea. Several English holidaymakers, who were staying in the west of Wales, reported what sounded like "A tidal wave of laughter" rolling in from a westerly direction, that coinsided with the final whistle of the England v Croatia match. no mate the roll of lafter was when the english herd taffy ask ask paddy were the irish channel was and he replied two bubbles below bbc 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trappa 517 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 NEWS UPDATE:The recent phenomenon of death by laughter seems to be spreading. Reports of new cases are coming in by the hour. Cases all over Wales, ranging from the Llyn peninsular, to the Vale of Glamorgan have been reported. BREAKING NEWS: It has just been comfimed, the phenomenon is not just confined to the British mainland. Several new cases are being reported from across the Irish sea. Several English holidaymakers, who were staying in the west of Wales, reported what sounded like "A tidal wave of laughter" rolling in from a westerly direction, that coinsided with the final whistle of the England v Croatia match. News update; apparently sheep all over wales are also smiling- its the first night in ages that the locals have give them any peace Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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