reaper6 84 Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 The other month i pulled into Tescos carpark in Ashby-de-la-Zouch and was approached by two polish females in their early twentys...they asked if they could clean my car for a fiver while i did my shopping....well the car was filthy so i agreed . I returned to my car with my shopping about 20mins later to find the girls were just finishing doing the chamois....it was a warm day and i really did notice the girls in their tight shorts and their large boobs under their tshirts. Anyway they finished the job which was a good one and i paid them their fiver. The eldest of the two asked me where the nearest Morrissons was....i replied Coalville about 4 miles away....they then asked me for a lift which i agreed to because it was on my way home. On the way the girl in the passenger seat started rubbing my leg which got me very excited....when i reached Morrissons i pulled into the far corner of the car park.....the girls really went to work on me if you know what i mean......it was fantastic. Afterwards the girls left and i headed for home....when i got back i suddenly noticed my wallet was missing...i had been robbed by the girls....i thought what a scam and should i call the police....in the end i came to the conclusion it was my own fault. Since then i have my wallet stolen on the 12th,15th,17th,28th of September and 4 times already this month. P.S.....Aldi are selling cheap wallets for 99p . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 The old ones are the best lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 I haven't heard that one for years Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchers 2,998 Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 The other month i pulled into Tescos carpark in Ashby-de-la-Zouch and was approached by two polish females in their early twentys...they asked if they could clean my car for a fiver while i did my shopping....well the car was filthy so i agreed . I returned to my car with my shopping about 20mins later to find the girls were just finishing doing the chamois....it was a warm day and i really did notice the girls in their tight shorts and their large boobs under their tshirts. Anyway they finished the job which was a good one and i paid them their fiver. The eldest of the two asked me where the nearest Morrissons was....i replied Coalville about 4 miles away....they then asked me for a lift which i agreed to because it was on my way home. On the way the girl in the passenger seat started rubbing my leg which got me very excited....when i reached Morrissons i pulled into the far corner of the car park.....the girls really went to work on me if you know what i mean......it was fantastic. Afterwards the girls left and i headed for home....when i got back i suddenly noticed my wallet was missing...i had been robbed by the girls....i thought what a scam and should i call the police....in the end i came to the conclusion it was my own fault. Since then i have my wallet stolen on the 12th,15th,17th,28th of September and 4 times already this month. P.S.....Aldi are selling cheap wallets for 99p . So that's were all the wallets have gone as the shop has a sign up saying sold out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 That's as auld as trees......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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