black-spring 18 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Murphy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's' dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours!. Suddenly Murphy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this". He goes downstairs. Murphy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, "The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?" Murphy says "I've put the dog in our yard. Fookin' see how THEY like it !" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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doga 50 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 murphy sez to paddy is there a B&Q in ireland paddy sez no theres an I an R an E an L an A an N a D but no B and definatly no Q. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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AL BUNDY 45 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 pat and mick have been holiday micks had a different girl every night. pats not had any so mick says tomorrow go to the hotel kitchen get a big potatoe and put it down your trunks that;l impress them . Next morning mick hears all thewoman on beach ....oooolook at that. he shouts to pat the front of your trunks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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