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Sitting in the vets waiting to get Shaggy's stitches out listening to a posh lady explaining how every time she goes near something it goes wrong. She comes and sits next to my and declares "ah he's gorgeous I've never been this close to a ferret before, can I stroke him?". As Shagster is the perfect gent I say "of course he's a gentle giant". A lot of blood and squealing later I don't think she'll be going near a ferret again.

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Poor wee woman lol. Been there too. My first ferret i had was good as gold never nippped till i let a young lassie hold him. Just saw her head jerk back and i said he wont bite you, she said he just did and handed him straight back. Got her right on the chin two wee punctures. I Still never saw him do it.

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Poor wee woman lol. Been there too. My first ferret i had was good as gold never nippped till i let a young lassie hold him. Just saw her head jerk back and i said he wont bite you, she said he just did and handed him straight back. Got her right on the chin two wee punctures. I Still never saw him do it.

He must of being playing the last ferret that bit me didn't let go to easy and hurt like hell, still got a scar now lol

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Poor wee woman lol. Been there too. My first ferret i had was good as gold never nippped till i let a young lassie hold him. Just saw her head jerk back and i said he wont bite you, she said he just did and handed him straight back. Got her right on the chin two wee punctures. I Still never saw him do it.

He must of being playing the last ferret that bit me didn't let go to easy and hurt like hell, still got a scar now lol
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Aye it was just a nip. Iv never been on the recieving end of a serious bite but iv saw it happen a couple of times. One of the worst ones i saw was last year. I got a adult jill of a boy and had it only a couple of hours. I told my wee lassie not to go near her. She says ok daddy. Im sorting the other ferrets out and turn round to see her stick her finger in the cage. Fook me i thought the jill was gonna take her finger off. 5 hrs in casualty for sticky glue a plaster and smart comments off the doctor. Shes not touched a ferret since. Got rid of that jill too.

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