bill88 6 Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Out walking the dogs yesterday with my lad,and needed a pee,as you do.I wandered over to a blackthorn hedge, got me fella out,and started to pee.Looked in the hedge,at about todger height,and there was a dirty feckin rat sat watching me,no more than 2 feet from me todger Needless to say,i whipped it back in me trousers sharpish,and took a quick pic (not very good,you can just make it out in the top centre ) before trying to beat the fecker out the hedge,so the dogs could sort the dirty fecker out.Don't even bare thinking about,what could have happened Weils of the willy ? no thanks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 i'd of drowned the c**t myself ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Didn't know rats ate mealworms Bill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Surely a more disturbing thought is who picks those Sloes?! :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret15 0 Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 yer sloe wiels gin mmmmmmm......... or that bill had just pissed all over them ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 no more than 2 feet me todger Needless to say,i took a quick pic (not very good,you can just make it out in the top centre ) before trying to beat the fecker, DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUDDY BUT WHEN YOU WORD IT AS ABOVE IT SOUNDS A BIT FUNNY TO ME Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 no more than 2 feet me todger Needless to say,i took a quick pic (not very good,you can just make it out in the top centre ) before trying to beat the fecker, DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUDDY BUT WHEN YOU WORD IT AS ABOVE IT SOUNDS A BIT FUNNY TO ME Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bill88 6 Posted October 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 (edited) no more than 2 feet me todger Needless to say,i took a quick pic (not very good,you can just make it out in the top centre ) before trying to beat the fecker, DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUDDY BUT WHEN YOU WORD IT AS ABOVE IT SOUNDS A BIT FUNNY TO ME Feckin smart arse see what you mean though Who's for sloe gin then :sick: Edited October 13, 2007 by bill88 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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