Mister Gain 1,764 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.""What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine.""What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.""Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really.""What about that eye patch?""Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye.""You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit.""It was my first day with the hook." 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 whats a pirates favorite sexual position??? up the arrrrrse lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Why are pirates called pirates ????? Cos they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 pirate walks into a doctors with heart burn doctor........"whats the problem"......?? pirate........."its me heartie" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,379 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 pirate walks into a bar.bartenter says why have u got a ships wheel hanging out your trousers...............pirate says arrrrrrgh me lad its driving me nuts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,902 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Why are pirates called pirates ????? Cos they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh huh .......nah,cant get that,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,484 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fwzVjsu9XvM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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