abarrett 462 Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Q. What's 6 inches long and starts with a p ???? A. ........................ A shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
norseman 424 Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 what has ten legs and women are afraid of??? gang rape. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAACCY 105 Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 What do you call a deer with one eye. No ideer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 audley harrison has decided to come out of retirement as hes just knocked out a wank Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 Bloke joins the foreign legion after a week he goes to his Sargent and asks what they do round here for a shag The Sargent points to a shed and tells him there is a camel inside Next night the Sargent opens the shed door to find the bloke ball deep in the camel To which the Sargent say for the love of god man why don't you ride it in to town like every one else Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 Why are afganistan wedding cakes made of shite To keep the flys off the bride 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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