walshie 2,804 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 I wasn't particularly worried about the floods...until the rain carried on and on and on. Now the rivers bursting their banks have us almost surrounded on 3 sides. The news doesn't look good with yet another storm coming. I think we need a kind THL member well away from the floods to take us in till the worst has passed. That's me, the mrs, my son and a flatulent dog. Big houses with 300+ Sky channels would be preferred and a four poster bed, but anything considered. If my inbox gets too full with offers, please just keep trying till I've had time to vet prospective landlords. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Don't you have a boat? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 3 questions.... 1...How are you on apple tree pruning? 2...How are you on heating/plumbing issues? 3...How much do you eat? Lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Don't you have a boat? No. Could borrow Haymin's canoe I guess. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,297 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 If only you were closer ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 3 questions.... 1...How are you on apple tree pruning? - Never tried. Bad I would guess 2...How are you on heating/plumbing issues? O.K 3...How much do you eat? - A lot. Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Don't you have a boat? No. Could borrow Haymin's canoe I guess. That was a kayak. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Don't you have a boat? No. Could borrow Haymin's canoe I guess. That was a kayak. Thanks for that Mr Pedantic bollocks. FFS. I could borrow Haymin's KAYAK I guess. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Don't you have a boat? No. Could borrow Haymin's canoe I guess. That was a kayak. Thanks for that Mr Pedantic bollocks. FFS. I could borrow Haymin's KAYAK I guess. it was from lidl it will have perished by now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Don't you have a boat? No. Could borrow Haymin's canoe I guess. That was a kayak. Thanks for that Mr Pedantic bollocks. FFS. I could borrow Haymin's KAYAK I guess. I wouldn't bother butt tbh its not practical, I would hire a barge if I was you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 3 questions.... 1...How are you on apple tree pruning? - Never tried. Bad I would guess 2...How are you on heating/plumbing issues? O.K 3...How much do you eat? - A lot. Lol Hotel Lab....CLOSED 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 3 questions.... 1...How are you on apple tree pruning? - Never tried. Bad I would guess 2...How are you on heating/plumbing issues? O.K 3...How much do you eat? - A lot. Lol Hotel Lab....CLOSED he could eat a giraffe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 At least I won't have to go out soon to practice my fishing. They'll be in my living room. And can everyone stop making light of my predicament? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 At least I won't have to go out soon to practice my fishing. They'll be in my living room. And can everyone stop making light of my predicament? got some water wings and a rubber ring here i will post them in the morning mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 At least I won't have to go out soon to practice my fishing. They'll be in my living room. And can everyone stop making light of my predicament? got some water wings and a rubber ring here i will post them in the morning mate That's a good idea mate. I can wear the water wings and put my laptop and fags on the ring so I can keep moderating THL whatever the conditions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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