jonnygray 139 Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 The release of Walt Disneys new film called Jet Black which is the politically correct version of Snow White has been put on hold tolday. All of the 7 dwarfs; Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger,Drive By, Pimp and Wog have refused to sing Hi Ho as it insults black prostitutes. This was soon put to rest with the offer of a new council house and an increase in their benefits and disability allowance! The only one they cant get over is the fact they say they have no f***ing intention of singing Its off to work I go!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonnygray 139 Posted December 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 And while were on it f**k it Ill get the ball rolling! Nelson Mandela abused me in 1972 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 And while were on it f**k it Ill get the ball rolling! Nelson Mandela abused me in 1972 CLAIM dla your spleens busted.lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 Just incase anyone missed my status the other day - Someone said to me "what's brown and stiff" I thought these nelson Mandela jokes are getting out of hand. Turns out he was talking about Tom daley's cock. Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whiteracer 258 Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 The spade that was used to dig the grave of nelson mandela has been allowed to keep the shovel as a souvenir!! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggory 130 Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers party last night.i was f***ing some absolute slag from behind when I looked up and realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast ,getting a blowjob,was my dad.i said,"After 30 years of marriage I cant believe youre being unfaithful to mum". He said "im not." 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers party last night.i was f*****g some absolute slag from behind when I looked up and realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast ,getting a blowjob,was my dad.i said,"After 30 years of marriage I cant believe youre being unfaithful to mum". He said "im not." :laugh: I'm stealing that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 ffs digg i'v just pictured my ole mans come face hello son 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted December 21, 2013 Report Share Posted December 21, 2013 How do you starve a black guy? Hide his dole cheque in his work boots Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family legitimatly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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