dusk til dawn 169 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 blind mouse scurrying around the woodland floor when smack ! he bumps into a toad ," hey" the toad say's watch were your going "watch were your going iam blind " ! says the mouse, wow says the toad so am I ! what are you ? I don't know iam blind what are you ? I don't know . can you guess what iam by touching my face asks the mouse ? I will try says the toad so he starts feelin the mouses face" well you've got fur, along slim nose, little whiskers, small round ears Ive got it he shouts in excitement your a mouse !! Wow says the mouse thanks , to think ive finally found out . Hey my turn do me asks the excited toad ! ok says the mouse so starts feelin eeew shrieks the mouse your all slimey yuck your all wartey you've got big bulgie eyes , oh hold on you've got a really really big wide mouth oh ive got it shouts the mouse your a COCKNEY ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Fook me. Thats as old as lanesra 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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stewie1 59 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 blind mouse scurrying around the woodland floor when smack ! he bumps into a toad ," hey" the toad say's watch were your going "watch were your going iam blind " ! says the mouse, wow says the toad so am I ! what are you ? I don't know iam blind what are you ? I don't know . can you guess what iam by touching my face asks the mouse ? I will try says the toad so he starts feelin the mouses face" well you've got fur, along slim nose, little whiskers, small round ears Ive got it he shouts in excitement your a mouse !! Wow says the mouse thanks , to think ive finally found out . Hey my turn do me asks the excited toad ! ok says the mouse so starts feelin eeew shrieks the mouse your all slimey yuck your all wartey you've got big bulgie eyes , oh hold on you've got a really really big wide mouth oh ive got it shouts the mouse your a COCKNEY ! not bad mate.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rough dog 333 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint of lager and a mop Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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