stewie1 59 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Hi a friends parents house backs onto a field where lions have set up a pride. The pride has now gone into their garden. They asked if there is anything they can do to get rid of them as they have eaten all there koi carp. I have said that I don't think there is anything that they can do legally to move them on. Am I right or is there anything that could be done? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 I suggest offering a naked vestal virgin as a sacrifice to them and offering a prayer.. Only problem is I hear finding a virgin round your way might be difficult.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,582 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 get your's and Staf's bull x's to sort em......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 move in with them I hear they don't mind the odd daft c**t for breakfast.... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie1 59 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 I suggest offering a naked vestal virgin as a sacrifice to them and offering a prayer.. Only problem is I hear finding a virgin round your way might be difficult.. should of tried that when taurquin was in town........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 don't this thread in a roundabout way amount to internet bullying Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie1 59 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 move in with them I hear they don't mind the odd daft c**t for breakfast.... ive heard the like old daft kunts better......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie1 59 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 don't this thread in a roundabout way amount to internet bullying Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) --not this daft old c**t Edited November 11, 2013 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie1 59 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Lion-hunter-crossbow-lion-0161.jpg --not this daft old c**t cant understand trophy hunters wanting to kill something just to have your picture taken with it......... so on that note looks like my friends parents will have to look at alternative options....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kranky 507 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Lion-hunter-crossbow-lion-0161.jpg --not this daft old c**t I love a trophy photo. Should've used a recurve though, compounds are cheating! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie1 59 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Lion-hunter-crossbow-lion-0161.jpg --not this daft old c**t I love a trophy photo. Should've used a recurve though, compounds are cheating! what kick would you get out of it?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Lion-hunter-crossbow-lion-0161.jpg --not this daft old c**t handy pile of bricks it fell on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 and its heads off the floor, some photoshopping me thinks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie1 59 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Lion-hunter-crossbow-lion-0161.jpg --not this daft old c**t handy pile of bricks it fell on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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