woodga 170 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 well hows this for a bit of pay back you might even say rabbits revenge we had been to a funeral of my mates son who was recently murdered in the gateshead area then on to the wake we had a few drinks to toast the lad on his way after the session i had a bit of a thick head to say the least :sick: and when my mate phoned and asked if we could have a wander i agreed just so the fresh air would clear my head . i called into the farm house and was told by the farmers wife he was in the dairy milking the cows and would i pop in to see him, so in i went into the milking shed and down into the trench on which both sides cows were in various stages of getting milked . the farmer was talking to me when a black and white cow lifted its tail and shit straight down my neck i staggered back in shock an a cow on the other side lifted its tail and guess what pissed all over the front of me the farmer was in stiches saying he had never laughed so much a pity it was at my expense though well he washed me down with the karcher from top tp bottom and i was soaked and nearly sober after that onslought we said our good byes and i went to find my mate who was shooting with his semi ruger auto .22 afer a while i found him and he had a laugh at my predicament as well i then spotted a rabbit sitting tight against a hedge row on the left hand side of the hedge my mate rested on the gate post i was watching at the side looking at the rabbit then crack, the bloody shell casing hit me full in the eye i wish now i had stayed at home at no time did i handle that .22 during this outing as i beleive drink and guns dont mix be safe lads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
red dog 3 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 if thats one of your good days, i would hate to see one of your bad ones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
john b 38 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 better to yet it all out of the way in one night! Still can't get over you being 'jet washed' ! thats a image that will stay with me for a while Quote Link to post Share on other sites
red merle 0 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Thats unlucky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Butler 396 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Could only happen to you Col But you know what they say............. shit for luck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginga john 268 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Thats just so funny, makes my bad day seem like a piece of cake, cow shit is like organic napalm, hot,sticky, and nigh on kills ya !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 , Sorry to hear about the death. Thats the best hang over cure i have heard in a while All the best, Frank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nell 1 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Bloody hell Woodga you have had a bad day!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
COMPO 54 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Sad news about the lad, probably gave him a laugh in heaven jetwashing cow shite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Next time you have a hang over......... try Aspirin. Beats cow shit and Kärchers hand down. Trust me on this one ;) ATb Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jultaylor1972 2 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Next time you have a hang over......... try Aspirin. Beats cow shit and Kärchers hand down. Trust me on this one ;) ATb Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 What can i say woodga apart from......... sorry to hear about the lad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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