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How to measure a pole.


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Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

 

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.

 

Paddy replied, "We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder."

 

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

 

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

 

Then, she walked off.

 

Mick said to Paddy, "Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length."

 

:doh::laugh:

MOLL.

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