johnny boy68 11,725 Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal. While wandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman came upon construction site, which gave him an idea. Grabbing a length of scaffolding, he presented himself at the gate and said, "Johnson, the pole vault," and was admitted. The Scotsman, overhearing this, went at once to search the site. When he came up with a sledge hammer, he presented himself at the gate and said, "McTavish, the hammer." He was also admitted. The Irishman combed the site for an hour and was nearly ready to give up when he spotted his ticket in. Seizing a roll of barbed wire, he presented himself at the gate and announced, "O'Sullivan, fencing." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 I call all my girlfriends Sudoko.....why Cause there all 9?... because the all between 1 and 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 I call all my girlfriends Sudoko.....why Cause there all 9?... because the all between 1 and 9 Straight from the Jimmy Saville joke book eh..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Shit jokes, try these The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones; but the people of Abu Dhabi do I went to an animal park last week, but all the cages were empty barring one where a small dog was sleeping. It was a shih tzu. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Gang up on me as much as you like. You'll be sorry when I'm on holiday and you don't get your daily dose of hilarity. so this holiday, do men in white coats come and get you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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