Lab 10,979 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Well i read on Facebook today that Tarquin was turned down for no less than 4 jobs today....i'm sure he wont mind me telling you this as we are all a big hunting family..... One of the jobs was for McDonalds and it looks like our little resident virgin is just tooooooo god dam ugly for even McDonalds.........how depressing... So after listening to his endless 'greetin' on FB about not getting a job i'm putting out a plea for someone to please give him a job....he's a little grafter willing to do anything.....i'd have him up here if i had the work but just not got enough. Now dont take the piss good folk of THL....serious post this............ p.s Any ladies willing to take care of his other problem could PM him and speak too him...... 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 cheers for giving people more ammunition to rip the piss out of me with you ginger fart.....£100 a week and a room in your palace and i'll be your skivvy Lab....hint hint 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,292 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 He is a lucky lad to have a friend like you in such difficult times some would get an inferiority complex 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 cheers for giving people more ammunition to rip the piss out of me with you ginger fart.....£100 a week and a room in your palace and i'll be your skivvy Lab....hint hint That might work actually.............. Call it a hundred a week bed/breakfast and you could do say 30hrs a week.?.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Have you tried KFC? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Have you tried KFC? zinger burgers are ok 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 what about the council,they hire folk to cut grass and shit this time of year. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Have you tried KFC? I think KFC have a maximum of 25 plukes on the face ratio for employment.............Tarqs just lost out on 28......Blames it on the stress of looking for work and of course....being a virgin... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 f**k sake your very pass remarkable lab lol cant all be wannabe models hahaha 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Have you tried KFC? zinger burgers are ok Its Mal for I-pads, born hunter for science and then theres you whenever McDonalds is mentioned I don't mind KFC though tbh. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 f**k sake your very pass remarkable lab lol cant all be wannabe models hahaha ........C'mon he calls me a skirt wearing ginger c**t so ive got to hit him with something........ Never know someone might just have a position available and he gets a job and he'll have his skirt wearing ginger c**t of a pal tae thank..... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 f**k sake your very pass remarkable lab lol cant all be wannabe models hahaha lab is trying out for that new reality show.................The Only Way is Fife ! Fake tans and freckles !! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 lol@johnny i dont eat em here only in the dam and just the once.its a sort of tradition now lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 f**k sake your very pass remarkable lab lol cant all be wannabe models hahaha lab is trying out for that new reality show.................The Only Way is Fife ! Fake tans and freckles !! You do realise that freckles are a sign of beauty................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Tarquin have you tried Nev at the call centre, he'll sort you a job and a date if your struggling. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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