Ireland Sporting Whippet Club N.i. Show & Race Event - Sunday 23Rd June

[vermin catcher 219]

 

Forgot to say its Nickys birthday on Saturday so I bought her a kc whippet pup from England as a surprise .Had to tell her about it an hour ago as the dog transporter guy missed the early boat so I have to pick the pup up after 10.30 tonight from the boat instead of 7.30 as arranged. So my big surprise is now out in the open because if id have woke her up after 11pm with a brand new crying puppy id be living in the dog box never mind it. so watch out ive a new secret weapon in the training camp (hes 8 weeks old and already 19tts) :D

I think this time around you need to go a bit easier on the horsey growth hormone and anabolic steroid, 1ml a day should do instead of the 500ml you used for Bolt , come to think of it I would swear that Bolt was a bitch at 8weeks old

 

 

 

He was, :laugh: :laugh: his kc name was originaly "FATIMA WHITBREAD". No mate ive learnt my lesson with anabolic steroids and growth hormone first hand ,,,,,,,,,,,Where do you think my own man boobs came from? Ive even cut down on giving Bolt redbull on his Weetabix in the mornings.

Edited June 20, 2013 by vermin catcher

[vermin catcher 219]

Lol darren graham was a bitch until he started using it

Some would say" im still your bitch"! :D

[vermin catcher 219]

 

Forgot to say its Nickys birthday on Saturday so I bought her a kc whippet pup from England as a surprise .Had to tell her about it an hour ago as the dog transporter guy missed the early boat so I have to pick the pup up after 10.30 tonight from the boat instead of 7.30 as arranged. So my big surprise is now out in the open because if id have woke her up after 11pm with a brand new crying puppy id be living in the dog box never mind it. so watch out ive a new secret weapon in the training camp (hes 8 weeks old and already 19tts) :D

All the very best with the pup Nicky...hope this one stays nice and petite for you...or else you'll be going out to Drumbo Park on a more regular basis.

 

"Hope this one stays nice and petite for you",,,,,,Aye mate ! I still remember my dad whispering those exact same words to me when I first starting going out with Nicky...... And then it all went pear shaped (literally) :laugh: .........................im dead!

Edited June 21, 2013 by vermin catcher

[bluebell 418]

[WhippetLad 26]

All shows should have this banter before AND after all shows and meet ups. Looking forward to Sunday. No vodka this time tho lol cyas all then.

[WhippetLad 26]

 

 

 

 

Forgot to say its Nickys birthday on Saturday so I bought her a kc whippet pup from England as a surprise .Had to tell her about it an hour ago as the dog transporter guy missed the early boat so I have to pick the pup up after 10.30 tonight from the boat instead of 7.30 as arranged. So my big surprise is now out in the open because if id have woke her up after 11pm with a brand new crying puppy id be living in the dog box never mind it. so watch out ive a new secret weapon in the training camp (hes 8 weeks old and already 19tts) :D

All the very best with the pup Nicky...hope this one stays nice and petite for you...or else you'll be going out to Drumbo Park on a more regular basis.

"Hope this one stays nice and petite for you",,,,,,Aye mate ! I still remember my dad whispering those exact same words to me when I first starting going out with Nicky...... And then it all went pear shaped (literally) :laugh: .........................im dead!

I'll have the spare room ready lol

[bluebandit 63]

All shows should have this banter before AND after all shows and meet ups. Looking forward to Sunday. No vodka this time tho lol cyas all then.

Awwwww no vodka :( I've got vodka but some person opened it an drank half lol

[Bri 81]

Nice one Bluebell lol

 

And that's another fine mess you've got me into !!!

[WhippetLad 26]

 

All shows should have this banter before AND after all shows and meet ups. Looking forward to Sunday. No vodka this time tho lol cyas all then.

Awwwww no vodka :( I've got vodka but some person opened it an drank half lol

Some person? Lol

[bluebandit 63]

I no what your thinking how dare they drink my vodka lol

[vermin catcher 219]

Mrs Blubell, how come im the fat one? Thanks to you Patsy and Rose ive shed a few pounds carrying that shredded bag up and down a field in Armagh ,Although ive learned to stay close to you on those occasions now.......im your new camera assistant

[louiejoe 63]

 

 

Forgot to say its Nickys birthday on Saturday so I bought her a kc whippet pup from England as a surprise .Had to tell her about it an hour ago as the dog transporter guy missed the early boat so I have to pick the pup up after 10.30 tonight from the boat instead of 7.30 as arranged. So my big surprise is now out in the open because if id have woke her up after 11pm with a brand new crying puppy id be living in the dog box never mind it. so watch out ive a new secret weapon in the training camp (hes 8 weeks old and already 19tts) :D

All the very best with the pup Nicky...hope this one stays nice and petite for you...or else you'll be going out to Drumbo Park on a more regular basis.

 

"Hope this one stays nice and petite for you",,,,,,Aye mate ! I still remember my dad whispering those exact same words to me when I first starting going out with Nicky...... And then it all went pear shaped (literally) :laugh: .........................im dead!

 

Wee nicnak is gonna kill you when she reads this .......it's been nice knowing you Graham

[appleblossom 694]

 

 

Forgot to say its Nickys birthday on Saturday so I bought her a kc whippet pup from England as a surprise .Had to tell her about it an hour ago as the dog transporter guy missed the early boat so I have to pick the pup up after 10.30 tonight from the boat instead of 7.30 as arranged. So my big surprise is now out in the open because if id have woke her up after 11pm with a brand new crying puppy id be living in the dog box never mind it. so watch out ive a new secret weapon in the training camp (hes 8 weeks old and already 19tts) :D

All the very best with the pup Nicky...hope this one stays nice and petite for you...or else you'll be going out to Drumbo Park on a more regular basis.

 

"Hope this one stays nice and petite for you",,,,,,Aye mate ! I still remember my dad whispering those exact same words to me when I first starting going out with Nicky...... And then it all went pear shaped (literally) :laugh: .........................im dead!

 

 

Happy birthday Nicky, that big fellow is good to you and good luck with your Whippet Pup. What are you calling it ?

[Bri 81]

 

 

 

Forgot to say its Nickys birthday on Saturday so I bought her a kc whippet pup from England as a surprise .Had to tell her about it an hour ago as the dog transporter guy missed the early boat so I have to pick the pup up after 10.30 tonight from the boat instead of 7.30 as arranged. So my big surprise is now out in the open because if id have woke her up after 11pm with a brand new crying puppy id be living in the dog box never mind it. so watch out ive a new secret weapon in the training camp (hes 8 weeks old and already 19tts) :D

 

All the very best with the pup Nicky...hope this one stays nice and petite for you...or else you'll be going out to Drumbo Park on a more regular basis.

"Hope this one stays nice and petite for you",,,,,,Aye mate ! I still remember my dad whispering those exact same words to me when I first starting going out with Nicky...... And then it all went pear shaped (literally) :laugh: .........................im dead!

Happy birthday Nicky, that big fellow is good to you and good luck with your Whippet Pup. What are you calling it ?

Two choices as far as I can see.... either

Lightening or

Short arse. !

[wee nicnak 1]

Lol graham u r dead meat!!! He was called dextor margaret i dont want to change it now incase he gets confused.