Muslim Strip Club Open In Bradford

[Blackbriar 8,569]

What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat? Bisexual.

 

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? A pimp.

 

How do you tell when a Muslim girl is old enough to marry? Stand her in a barrel. If her chin comes over the top, she's old enough. (if it doesn't, cut the barrel down til her chin comes over the top)

 

Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral? Only 2 handles on a dustbin.

 

What's the only time you should wink at a Muslim? When you're aiming.

 

What do you call a Muslim who lives between 2 houses? Ali (I love that one !)

 

What do Hiroshima and Kabul have in common? Nothing yet!

 

One more......

 

What do you say to a Muslim at Christmas? A pint of milk and 20 Bensons, please.

 

(I'm available for children's parties etc !)

[morton 5,369]

It amuses me that with all the Muslim ideology and strict religious beliefs instilled in the asian community,every massage parlour and prostitute in Bradford would be basically redundant without the Muslim patronage.

Edited April 14, 2013 by morton

[stewie 3,387]

[pip1968 2,490]

what do you call a paki james bond

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

rahjar moore

[stewie 3,387]

[Blackbriar 8,569]

There now follows a charity appeal, on behalf of THL members........

 

Rahim is an Iraqi orphan who has to walk 5 miles to school every day.

For just £2 a month, we could buy a whip and make the lazy little b*****d run !

 

Natural disaster were responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of Muslims last year. On a more important note, my wife chipped her nail this morning.

 

In the most recent Pakistan earthquake, rescue workers recovered over 10,000 bodies. Tomorrow, they're going into the second house.

 

And the biggest joke of them all? Muslim women's rights !! (Little bit of politics there!)

Edited April 14, 2013 by Blackbriar

[pip1968 2,490]

A Pakistani family are driving down the motorway and they see a sign saying "30 Only".

 

So they stop and 12 of them get out.

 

 

 

A gas explosion in a street in Bradford has killed 50 Pakistanis.

 

 

Rescuers are now searching a second house.

[pip1968 2,490]

There's a Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani on a train.

The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, "There's plenty more of that where I come from."

The others are impressed so the Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, "There's plenty more of those where I come from."

Again everyone is rather impressed so the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.....

[walshie 2,804]

As a pakistani, I find these "jokes" offensive.

[Blackbriar 8,569]

As a pakistani, I find these "jokes" offensive.

Sorry you feel that way, Walshie. Mind you, I've got this Paki mate................not really !

Edited April 14, 2013 by Blackbriar

[walshie 2,804]

 

As a pakistani, I find these "jokes" offensive.

Sorry you feel that way, Walshie. Mind you, I've got this Paki mate................not really !

 

I've got a Paki mate called Stan, so we call him the obvious.......

 

 

 

 

smelly brown c**t..

[stewie 3,387]

what have shellfish and pakistani earthquake victims got in common...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

there all crustaceans.............

[Blackbriar 8,569]

@lurcher1 Very good, mate!

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Here's one for the thinkers......

 

 

if a tree falls on a Muslim, does anyone give a f**k?

[pip1968 2,490]

An Indian man on his death bed.

"Sanjita, my wife, are you here?"

"Yes, my husband."

"My son and daughter, are you here?"

"Yes, Papa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then whos in the fcuken shop