Blackbriar 8,569 Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 My daughter came home yesterday and said, "Dad, I want you to rent my room out. Then I want you to gather up all my clothes and send them to the charity shop. Pack up all my jewellery, send it to the Salvation Army and tell them to keep the proceeds. Then I want you to get together all my expensive gadgets - iPhone, laptop,stereo, everything and put it on the front lawn for the neighbours to help themselves.Lastly I want you to set fire to my car, before completely forgetting any memory of my existence! I want it to be as if I had never been here !" Mind you, that's not how she put it. What she actually said was, "Dad, this is my boyfriend Mohammed". 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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haymin 2,465 Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 23 hours for a reply lol that's funnier than the joke pmsl thumbs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted April 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 (edited) 23 hours for a reply lol that's funnier than the joke pmsl thumbs you're probably right, mate ! Can't really reply to a joke though ? Edited April 9, 2013 by Blackbriar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 23 hours for a reply lol that's funnier than the joke pmsl thumbs you're probably right, mate ! Can't really reply to a joke though ? depends how good it is lol atb ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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