Blackbriar 8,568 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 The Government is telling us how the elderly will have to sell their houses to pay for nursing care, as they don't have the money to meet all the costs.Well, I've had an idea... We give every pensioner a Colt Python and 3 rounds, to shoot 3 politicians of their own choice. Now, I know this means they will be sent to prison but think about it.... They will receive free,secure accommodation with someone to keep an eye on them 24/7, with 3 meals a day included. Free glasses, dentures, hip replacements etc provided free under the auspices of the NHS, as well as free further education and excellent sport and recreational facilities.For the less active, Sky TV will be available (free of charge of course!) and as added bonuses they will be allowed to smoke indoors and their kids can visit whenever they like. And who will pay for this? The very same Government that told them there was no money to pay for their care ! Our elderly citizens will finally have the life they deserve and we get rid of a sh**load of p**s-useless politicians ! Brilliant or what ? (I know the voices in my head aren't real, but they do have some good ideas !) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robbo 804 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 where do i sign up, and can i buy extra rounds. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 I saw that article - it was very well written. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,030 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 we had to sell my grannies flat in the 80s to pay for her care not a new thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 My Missus cares for he elderly, and gets paid pennies. I don't understand how the care cost so much? My guess would be the number of fat lazy bags in the office. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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