Lab 10,979 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 well i am genuinely coulrophobic i hate clowns,china faced dolls.and ventriloquist dummies.cant look at them,creepy f*****g things. Oh ya f*****g beauty.....a trip to the joke shop for a clown set up and i'm going to run right into your house............... do you realy need the trip/clown set? Just need a pair of size 26 shoes but ive got the rest...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 no advisable no matter how many f*****g fags i smoke,id take that alloy bat right aff your f*****g skull 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 no advisable no matter how many f*****g fags i smoke,id take that alloy bat right aff your f*****g skull PMSL.....I knew that bat was going to make an appearence...........i'd squirt you with my fake flower first........ 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 no advisable no matter how many f*****g fags i smoke,id take that alloy bat right aff your f*****g skull PMSL.....I knew that bat was going to make an appearence...........i'd squirt you with my fake flower first........ I read that 3 times - and it still just sounds so wrong ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 no advisable no matter how many f*****g fags i smoke,id take that alloy bat right aff your f*****g skull PMSL.....I knew that bat was going to make an appearence...........i'd squirt you with my fake flower first........ I read that 3 times - and it still just sounds so wrong ! Filth-o-meter reading...........ding ding ding....10!!!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 no advisable no matter how many f*****g fags i smoke,id take that alloy bat right aff your f*****g skull PMSL.....I knew that bat was going to make an appearence...........i'd squirt you with my fake flower first........ I read that 3 times - and it still just sounds so wrong ! Filth-o-meter reading...........ding ding ding....10!!!!! ooooooohh busted ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Far from home 7 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Sea monsters, anything bigger than a mackerel. You're in their element, a few well placed bites.... And going senile/ getting Alzheimer's, that'd be proper sh!t. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Fear of being kicked in the chest bye a heifer again and getting cornered bye a calved cow or bull and getting trampled and snakes that can kill ya and friends and family dying and not being able too do any thing about it If you've got a calved Bull you've got more to worry about!!!!! Do you not worry about being sexually inadequate too? na mate no inadequate feeling here my girlfriend calls me a big dick and a twat and a asshole every day and like all women say there always right Ha, I got the wrong member there!!!! Saw the pic and the flag, and somehow thought it was Haymin who's posted! That's why I mentioned sexually inadequate, he has a few problems in that department Sorry for the mix up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HIGHAM 47 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Dwarfs or vertically challenged people to be nice , avoid like the plague at all costs Atb Matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Deep, still dark water.. Not bothered by the sea, i've spent my whole life on the coast but you wouldn't catch me swimming in a lake or pond for anything! You know what? That's a bloody good point! Me too, now I think of it! There is something about that inky stillness, isn't there? (Shudders) When I was a kid, I read an American sporting magazine. It had like a 'comic' story in there. Illustrated with pen and ink drawings. It was about some bloke who went fishing for catfish as big as himself. He went for them in the swamps. Places where all was still, black and scary quiet. Roots plunging into the water. Scary! Worst of it is ....? He'd go in there floating in a lorry inner tube!!! Body through the hole. Armpits hooked over the tube. Rod in hand and legs dangling deep in the water! A life time later and I still haven't come across anything else so closely resembling my own, perfect f**king nightmare! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Deep, still dark water.. Not bothered by the sea, i've spent my whole life on the coast but you wouldn't catch me swimming in a lake or pond for anything! You know what? That's a bloody good point! Me too, now I think of it! There is something about that inky stillness, isn't there? (Shudders) I'm used to the sea, spent all my life swimming in it and fishing into it so I'm used to expanses of water having movement and a bit of life to it. It just don't seem right just sat there loitering! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
byron 1,094 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 the majority of todays music............... shite....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 It just don't seem right just sat there loitering! How about this place, Malt? Up for a skinny dip? Race you to the other side? (You'd see a man sprint on f**king water!) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 you can buy a flotation suit for fishing.seen a guy in a loch in scotland in one,his legs just dangle down in the water looked cool as f**k,wouldnt advise in it the sea though lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.WARREN. 288 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 It just don't seem right just sat there loitering! How about this place, Malt? Up for a skinny dip? Race you to the other side? (You'd see a man sprint on f**king water!) id like to be sat in bivvy there, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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