RossM 8,149 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 A Policeman on his horse says to little girl on her bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," she replies. "Well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year," & fines her £5. The little girl looks up at the Policeman & says, "Nice horse you've got there. Did Santa bring you that too?" The Policeman chuckles & replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year, tell Santa the f****n dick goes under the horse, not on top of it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlefish 598 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 hahahahahaha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,593 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 cracker i like it / Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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