Mornings mooch...

[BEARINATOR 2,924]

Ill try that one I normal go as a traffic cone that's where I'm going wrong.

:laugh: Mate at least you don't take it seriously

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

I know yeh, the last few lads who had this sort of pi55 taking on here threw a wobbler, reported to mods and then called us all w4nkers.

 

Dont know whats wrong with some folk

[Dranny GLC 112]

Big lad try threatening them that might work getting permission with force. Like the mafia used and leave a rabbits head in there bed.

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

I did once, the farmers wife answered, 4' 6" and frail as you like, so i asked for permission to take the rabbits off, she said no thanks we got someone on here already, so i grabbed her by her face, dragged her outside and choke slammed her into the ground. Then i grabbed her by her left leg and lifted her up with one arm and said "whos the daddy?" in a loud raspy voice.

 

Still didnt give me permission though

[albert64 1,882]

thats my land your walking bloody young lurcher lads think they can walk where they like atb

 

and mine ya cheeky feckers

[Dranny GLC 112]

Lol I like it hope you managed to slip her a finger.

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

Lol I like it hope you managed to slip her a finger.

 

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[Dranny GLC 112]

Hello hello what's going on here then,there has been an allegation made of an attack on a little old farmers wife that wouldn't give permission for rabbiting and someone slip in a finger. ?

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

Lmao. That's awesome.

 

You just went a got that hat for me didnt you?

[Dranny GLC 112]

No I'm actually a police office head of the West Yorkshire police.

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

No I'm actually a police office head of the West Yorkshire police.

 

And I volunteer for the RSPCA.

[Dranny GLC 112]

Well might not be head of the West Yorkshire police but iv seen as many cells as him. Lol

[Dranny GLC 112]

On a serious note nice looking bitch how old is she. What's her breed saluki grayhound. ?

[Ray Mears 272]

your all going to get f****d by the long dick of paulus, he can smell a thread like this a country mile away

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

Cheers pal.

 

I've only had her about 6 months. She's about 4 I think.

 

No background history whatsoever. Bloke advertising her for £ as a rabbiting dog that doesn't retrieve. Said his mate had her but died so he ended up with her and didnt work dogs any more.

 

All very strange. But I liked the bitch alot. We just clicked.

 

Best £ I ever spent.

 

I think she's saluki/collie/grey.

 

Gaz