pip1968 2,490 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 went out tuesday for a shine first slip me mates bitch picked up a squatter but there was much about for some reason so moved up the road now heres were it get interesting slipped my dog on a rabbit he nailed it at the hedge my mate taps me on the shoulder get the lamp off theres a few lads or police searchig the next field we were going to lamp so we ran to the car and drove about 2 mile out the way pulled into this disused rail line and said to me mate take the young lad and give his dog a run il stay at the gate with his dad we could see the course in the distance and the another the walk back to us theyed caught another bunny i said do that field infront of us there lamping away as we watched from the gate having a ciggy when we heard noises in the bushes at the side of us but took no notice of it we seen them fix the lamp on a spot under a tree and from a distance we could see something by this time my mates right on top of what he was lamping the lamp flicks off and in the dark they appear infront of us whats up i said they looked worried theres a man wrapped in cling film with a plastic bag over his head and a bag tied around his feet i asked was he moving they said no i wanted to take a look but they wanted to get away sharpish i got the lamp and lit the body up from a distance the man sat up on his arse and fell back into all the cow shit were they had found him i said hes ailve im going back to cut the bag of his head so he can breath but with the noises in the bushes before we didnt no what we had come across so decided we would ring the police at public phone and give them directions to what we had found scared the shit out of us ill never forget that night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PoshPikey 560 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 That would have been a better story if it wasn't one sentence. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 That would have been a better story if it wasn't one sentence. not that clever Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 He must've had smelly feet for them to put a bag over those too ......... Or did you stumble upon a weird kinky sex game? ............ Or maybe it's just a load of bollocks? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 He must've had smelly feet for them to put a bag over those too ......... Or did you stumble upon a weird kinky sex game? ............ Or maybe it's just a load of bollocks? no mate we couldnt believe what was happening thats why i rang the police but stated anon i even pm some one on here to look in there local paper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 so did the fella live then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 so did the fella live then? dont know the lads from that area havnt heard nothing it was propper wierd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 probably some lad on a stag do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 why not just untie him and let him on his way strange Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 probably some lad on a stag do what he never moved when the lads were right by him and lying in cow shit with cows walking all around him with a tee shirt on a plastic bag over his head at 12 oclock in the night in the middle of a fieldi think the police were searching for him in the wrong fields Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 why not just untie him and let him on his way strange they thought he was dead as he wasnt moving until they got back to us and we shone the lamp on him thats when he sat up and rolled back into the mud and cow shit and the cows started walking around him.i wanted to go back but becuause we were poaching the lads didnt want to get nicked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 why not just untie him and let him on his way strange they thought he was dead as he wasnt moving until they got back to us and we shone the lamp on him thats when he sat up and rolled back into the mud and cow shit and the cows started walking around him.i wanted to go back but becuause we were poaching the lads didnt want to get nicked i dont think by untieing him would of got you nicked but if he had died and the police found your ciggie butts with your dna you would be looking at a murder charge never mind poaching but you admit to it on the net Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 probably some lad on a stag do what he never moved when the lads were right by him and lying in cow shit with cows walking all around him with a tee shirt on a plastic bag over his head at 12 oclock in the night in the middle of a fieldi think the police were searching for him in the wrong fields might have been pissed or out of it on drugs of some sort, if it was someone getting whacked i could understand the bag over the head but why the fook was there one over his feet. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 probably some lad on a stag do what he never moved when the lads were right by him and lying in cow shit with cows walking all around him with a tee shirt on a plastic bag over his head at 12 oclock in the night in the middle of a fieldi think the police were searching for him in the wrong fields might have been pissed or out of it on drugs of some sort, if it was someone getting whacked i could understand the bag over the head but why the fook was there one over his feet. havent you heard of foot prints john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 probably some lad on a stag do what he never moved when the lads were right by him and lying in cow shit with cows walking all around him with a tee shirt on a plastic bag over his head at 12 oclock in the night in the middle of a fieldi think the police were searching for him in the wrong fields might have been pissed or out of it on drugs of some sort, if it was someone getting whacked i could understand the bag over the head but why the fook was there one over his feet. havent you heard of foot prints john The bag was on his feet not the guys that put him there ya daft c**t.................. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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