christian71 3,187 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate." The wife says "I'll have a vanilla." Then the dad slaps his son in the back of the head and says, "What do you want, block head?" The lady helping them says, "Why did you hit him in the back of the head and call him block head?" The husband says, "There are three things in life a man wants: The first thing is a nice flash car. And you see that nice big flash car sitting out there??? That's my nice flash car!!! The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house. You seen that nice big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That's my big house!!! The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pussy, and I had that until block head came along!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 CHID :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I think the best part of Chid crawled down the side of his mums leg and ended up a brown stain on the mattress................. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 chid is 1 a the good guys, but bye fook he is ugly as sin, an half miget 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted September 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 chid is 1 a the good guys, but bye fook he is ugly as sin, an half miget If it wasnt for that fore head he would be even smaller 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 chid is 1 a the good guys, but bye fook he is ugly as sin, an half miget If it wasnt for that fore head he would be even smaller tefal midget 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,863 Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 youve all been reported for bullying oh and christene youve been reported for stupidism as you cant even read someones name right 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 never knew were a midget chid :laugh: I think i will go up with the dogs now :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,863 Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 never knew were a midget chid :laugh: I think i will go up with the dogs now :laugh: well if you come lamping wear your high heels and youll be bigger than me 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 never knew were a midget chid :laugh: I think i will go up with the dogs now :laugh: well if you come lamping wear your high heels and youll be bigger than me llf I deffo coming now, never met anyone as small as myself before - should be interesting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 never knew were a midget chid :laugh: I think i will go up with the dogs now :laugh: well if you come lamping wear your high heels and youll be bigger than me Does that mean you'll not be wearing yours?......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 he is only half midget... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 never knew were a midget chid :laugh: I think i will go up with the dogs now :laugh: well if you come lamping wear your high heels and youll be bigger than me Does that mean you'll not be wearing yours?......... He probably wears flat-forms - sure he's a fella Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 nobody said he is a fella mo, but he says he wants to be a man when he grows up if that counts... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted September 18, 2012 Report Share Posted September 18, 2012 nobody said he is a fella mo, but he says he wants to be a man when he grows up if that counts... I just did Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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