joke 18+

[stewie 3,387]

teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Manchester United but I'm too embarrassed to say".

 

[Betsy Gray 12]

[christian71 3,187]

teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Liverpool but I'm too embarrassed to say".

 

 

Good one

[stripes 401]

teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Liverpool but I'm too embarrassed to say".

 

 

Good one

you slipped that in well mucker.

[christian71 3,187]

teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Liverpool but I'm too embarrassed to say".

 

 

Good one

you slipped that in well mucker.

teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Liverpool but I'm too embarrassed to say".

 

 

Good one

you slipped that in well mucker.

 

[stewie 3,387]

teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "yes miss and he also calls himself christian71 and pays pakis to gang rape him".

 

 

whats the problem with that?? its easy money

 

:icon_eek:

[christian71 3,187]

teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "yes miss and he also calls himself lucher 1 and no one like's him on THL or in real life".

 

 

Yes he is a twat

 

:icon_eek:

[stewie 3,387]

you always have to take it to far...... :cray:

[christian71 3,187]

you always have to take it to far...... :cray:

 

 

[mally 832]

"My Mrs was rushed to hospital today after a wasp landed on her head.

 

It didn't sting her though. I got it first with my shovel !!"

[The one 8,585]

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