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teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Manchester United but I'm too embarrassed to say".

 

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teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Liverpool but I'm too embarrassed to say".

 

:laugh: :laugh:

 

Good one :laugh:

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teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Liverpool but I'm too embarrassed to say".

 

:laugh: :laugh:

 

Good one :laugh:

you slipped that in well mucker. :D
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teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Liverpool but I'm too embarrassed to say".

 

:laugh: :laugh:

 

Good one :laugh:

you slipped that in well mucker. :D

teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Liverpool but I'm too embarrassed to say".

 

:laugh: :laugh:

 

Good one :laugh:

you slipped that in well mucker. :D

 

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teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "yes miss and he also calls himself christian71 and pays pakis to gang rape him".

 

:laugh: :laugh:

 

whats the problem with that?? its easy money :yes:

 

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teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

 

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

 

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

 

Little boy: "yes miss and he also calls himself lucher 1 and no one like's him on THL or in real life".

 

:laugh: :laugh:

 

Yes he is a twat :yes:

 

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