Rabbiting man 1,192 Posted August 19, 2012 Report Share Posted August 19, 2012 A gamekeeper was patrolling the grounds of a large house where he was employed. He came across a man with arm down a rabbit hole. As he approached and poked the muzzle of his gun on the mans back. As the man turned around, the gamekeeper recognised him as being the vicar. GAMEKEEPER ''Vicar!!! I am surprised at YOU stealing rabbits''. VICAR ''i'm only catching one for my tea'' GAMEKEEPER ''But you must have over 30 rabbits there. How did you manage that?'' VICAR ''If I tell you my secret will you let me go?'' GAMEKEEPER ''I might do. Now tell me how you do it.'' VICAR ''Well before I come out I put my hand up a woman's skirt. The smell on my fingers is irresistible to the rabbits.'' GAMEKEEPER ''Oh, well get out of here and don't let me catch you again.'' The gamekeeper took the rabbits and sold them for £2.00 each. He thought later that he'd like to get some more to sell, so he remembered what the vicar told him. He races home and runs into the kitchen to see his wife just bending down to put something into the oven. Without hesitation he shoves his hand up her skirt and has a grope. Without even turning around to look, his wife says ''Oh hello vicar. Going poaching again?''. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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